flowlow Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 wanted to share funny conversation we had today: first we went to a well dressing, the whole village is there, the primary school, the church you know a big occasion. One of our little boys who is delightful but a handful looked at the woman from the church who was all done up in her black robes and went ' oh no look XXXXX she's a vampire' at the top of his voice. He then proceeded to have a loud conversation about how she was a vampire and would make children disappear and if she wasn't a vampire why did she have a magic robe on. My staff member was stuck between giggling and trying to get him to use a quiet voice (which is impossible he doesn't have one) he then proceeded to enlighten her on all the children she was making disappear (he has a good imagination) and started to sing to protect himself, and 'but why dont you like my song XXXXX its better than hers listen again...' in the end she sneaked him round the corner to look at the spiders web in a tree. He looked at the electric lines and started again 'look electricisity lines (phonetic spelling) look its a bird oh no why isn't it electrimificated?' They have special feet oh wow how cool lol and so on it was rather funny in the middle of this rather more austere moment. second: at the lunch table one child telling me how special her mum is how special her dad is that pepper pig is in her room on her pants etc... then out of the blue 'my mummy is a cheeky monkey she has an itchy popeye (then made to scratch between her legs) it soo itchy but mine isn't how funny is my mummy?' then followed it up with 'daddy doesn't he has a different popeye his is long' and made motion of something long down to her knees ' its soo funny and boings about what a funny popeye 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Whilst discussing our favourite foods today...... One of my little boys told me, with great authority, "my daddy shoots peasants" Really hoping he meant pheasants! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panders Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Whilst discussing our favourite foods today...... One of my little boys told me, with great authority, "my daddy shoots peasants" Really hoping he meant pheasants! Lol - Lord of the Manor is he? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Looking after my niece (3) and nephew (7) this morning - we were playing ninjas. We'd stopped for a strategy meeting and my niece said "We are the goodies and you can be the baddy." fine by me so I replied "OK, I'll be the best baddy ever!" at which I got a 'look' and "No, you can be a caterpillar!" Always good to know your place I feel! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Before reading this it probably helps to know that I work in a church school so there is often mention of Biblical things. Anyway, today we were just setting off for Collective Worship in the church when one of my little ones asks "Are we going to have a story from Jesus's reading book?" He meant the Bible but I think I like his version better! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 And a sort of continuation to this - doing guided reading today and in answer to the question "What can you do if you're stuck on a word?" I got... "pray to God!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 had to giggle today....we have a little chap with communication difficulties who has recently started to use Makaton. We were putting up a new frame for the plastic greenhouse and he was trying to swing from the bars....I asked him to come out ...he looked up at me and signed " more" "in" with a big grin on his face! ........Cheeky monkey!!!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lashes2508 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 One of our girls was worried who would be in charge in my absence whilst I was on holiday , on my return I asked if the said member of staff did a good job ' no ' she replied ' oh really why not ? ' I asked , ' well she said she let us all escape ! ' I put on my oh no , shock horror expression and she said ' only joking ! ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lashes2508 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 One of our girls was worried who would be in charge in my absence whilst I was on holiday , on my return I asked if the said member of staff did a good job ' no ' she replied ' oh really why not ? ' I asked , ' well she said she let us all escape ! ' I put on my oh no , shock horror expression and she said ' only joking ! ' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 had to laugh today a little girl said "my toes are hurting at the back of my feet" "oh dear "i relpy "can you show me where they hurt?" she pointed to her heels "there" she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueJ Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Ok - this is not a child BUT .... On Monday our duck eggs arrived for a two week hatching experience for the children and our first duckling hatched out. We "share" this experience with the children's parents by having a grown up to school week to coincide with this. Today parents were in and two more ducklings hatched. All very lovely :1b One mum queried the whereabouts of the ducklings' mother so my deputy tells her that she is being the ducklings' mother whilst they are with us (the ducklings are very cute and everyone wants to be their mother). The mum looks at my deputy and says "What about the milk" :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: My deputy looked at her not quite sure whether she was serious or not and "gently" explained that ducklings don't suckle !!!! We are now on the hunt for a mother duck with udders Bless her heart the mum concerned did laugh with us at her faux pas 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 DOH! I had one from a mum a good few years back when we used to 'do colours'. So we had a colour of the week, encouraging parents to hell their child to bring things in from home to make a display. Diwali fell in the middle of this theme, so on the display board it had the colours of the rainbow listed with the appropriate dates, and between yellow and green we set aside a week for Diwali activities. One mum asked my deputy 'what colour is Diwali?' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 The mum looks at my deputy and says "What about the milk" :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: Nooooooooooooo :blink: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueJ Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Oh she's not the worst we've had - many years ago the children made grass hedgehogs - you know the thing bits of tights stuffed with grass seed etc. So as they could be easily transported home we gave them out telling parents that they would need a to be popped on a saucer of water when they got home to get them started so one parent asked what should she water them with :blink: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 (edited) what should she water them with ? Evian? Harrogate spring? Buxton? Edited June 17, 2015 by Cait 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueJ Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 We thought we'd be blunt and suggested water 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Today one of my children asked if I could open the corridor door so he could put his picture in his chicken box, he meant pigeon hole!!! Think I prefer his version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Have just read my nine year old granddaughter's school report (it's very good - one proud nana here).........so there is a section for 'the child's view' - all good.... Under 'What I would like to become' - she has written........'a comedian' Reckon she's well on her way then! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panders Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Have just read my nine year old granddaughter's school report (it's very good - one proud nana here).........so there is a section for 'the child's view' - all good.... Under 'What I would like to become' - she has written........'a comedian' Reckon she's well on her way then! Gets it from her Nana I suppose. My grand daughter wants to be a tooth fairy :wacko: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 My grand daughter wants to be a tooth fairy :wacko: What a lovely ambition - but has she really thought about it - I'd be worried about all the night shifts to say nothing of the travelling involved! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klc106 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Me and my friend were chatting while her girls were playing. She said "you need to be next to have a baby" so I replied "yes I would need ivf to have a baby". Anyway, we carried on chatting about different things and then went out for lunch. When we arrived we bumped in to some other friends and my friends 4 year old said "hey listen, Karla needs to get ppi so she can have a baby then, isn't that great!" We all burst out laughing and so I had to explain the conversation we had when we thought that little ears were not listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredbear Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 My granddaughter aged three told me (little nanny) that's her great grandma over from Cyprus where she lives is cold, I explained it's probably because she has come from a very hot country to which the reply was " no it's because she is old". Out of the mouth of babes.:) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmony1985 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I had a child ask me when the baby is coming out of my tummy yesterday. (I'm rather overweight) It was a little cringe worthy lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 My niece and nephew are staying with granny and grandpa at the moment. Yesterday my mum brushed my niece's hair (thick, brown and wavy). Afterward she pulled the loose hair out the brush to put in the bin. My niece (3) took it to give to grandpa as a present... "Because he hasn't got any!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Telling my class the story of the Three Little Pigs (out of my head rather than a book) today. I had just reached the point where the wolf had gobbled the second little pig with "one snap of his jaw" when one wide-eyed little boy said "What would mummy bear think?!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Telling my class the story of the Three Little Pigs (out of my head rather than a book) today. I had just reached the point where the wolf had gobbled the second little pig with "one snap of his jaw" when one wide-eyed little boy said "What would mummy bear think?!" I meant mummy pig!! It was still very sweet to see his look of horror though! The same little boy told me today that he would find the tree we were looking for as "you know I have scanning eyes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 We have been practising songs for our harvest service tomorrow. One of them has the lines: Praise to the one who made our bodies Praise to the one who gives us life. Except according to some of my class the second line is Praise to the one who gives us lice! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nannyrosie Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 My 4 year old Grandson made me smile, I was walking him to school for his first full day. He said "Nanny I don't want to do PE", I asked him why, he-replied " because my clothes don't listen to me, so they go on wrong". Bless him. My reply was if you keep doing it they will soon learn, just like your learning to do things in big school. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydreambeliever Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Discussing stranger danger with my 8/9 year old Before School Club Me: What would you do if a stranger approached you and tried to get you in their car Little girl: Stop, drop and roll Me: once I regained the ability to speak after laughing - no dear, that's if you're on fire More stranger danger talks needed at their school I think, haha! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 'tis the season... We had our first RE lesson about the nativity today. Afterwards my Y1s were sequencing pictures to tell the story and then writing sentences/drawing faces to explain how different characters were feeling. In response to a picture of Mary and Joseph with the donkey on the way to Bethlehem, he said "I think Mary is feeling sad because she doesn't think she'll make it in time." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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