Had a bizarre morning! Was just unloading the dishwasher for a mug to pour my tea into (other mugs are available, but this is a ‘bucket’ for my morning brew) when I heard the binmen. ‘Ah’ I thought, ‘I’ll go and bring that bin back in now, then it’s out of the way’. So off I went to get it. Walking past the garden bin, I realised that those will be collected tomorrow, so why not do a bit of ‘time and motion’ and take that one out and bring the empty one back at the same time! Grabbing the bin and walking past the flowerbed I spotted a couple of weeds so bent down to pull those, to put straight in the bin, you understand. Now, like many folk I know, I keep a handy trowel in the flowerbed, so squatting down, I retrieved that and got to work. A couple of hours later, the bed was weeded, fed with pelleted chicken manure, watered and the snapdragons planted out. The hosepipe was fixed, and the old bit coiled away and binned. I went back inside to wash my hands and put some hand cream on, because of course I’d not had gloves on. The dishwasher was still half emptied, the pot of tea was cold - and I’d still not brought the ruddy bin back in!