Froglet Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 2 hours ago, sunnyday said: Or 'sparkly balaclava' I absolutely love the idea of your grandchildren automatically drawing people with balaclavas on! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 first of the nativity play gafaws ! daddy i don't think that baby's going to be comfy. Why Cos he's got crisps for a bed 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 two boys today having an arguement one wanting to put a piece of wood on the construction the other wanting to top it off with a timer (!) . Did the comic thing or going at it for a while until i had no choice but to intervene. "now boys we can't behave with our friends like this...how do you think we could sort it out. !st boy looks blankly at me 2nd boy looked me in the eye with a steely gaze "FIGHT" he said loudly 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Cardboard box house today. Small girl inside...two boys being the big bad wolf........"let us in, Let us in!" .....No she says......It's Locked!!!!!" 🤣 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 had to drop a parcel off at one of our children's houses this morning. Mum opened the door and i heard "is it the amazon man ?"😅 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Snowing here today.... One of my little boys said "it's snowing but it's not Christmas yet because baby Jesus isn't on the roof" Think he is a little mixed up 🤣 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 04/12/2020 at 16:00, sunnyday said: Snowing here today.... One of my little boys said "it's snowing but it's not Christmas yet because baby Jesus isn't on the roof" Think he is a little mixed up 🤣 I don’t know about that in my personal experience at this time of year Baby Jesus can regularly be found in a cupboard, on a shelf and occasionally in a bin bag! Why not on the roof?! 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Lesson today... Me: Why might people put stars on mince pies at Christmas time? J: Because the wise men made biscuits and put stars on the top to take to Baby Jesus! and... A boy brings me his picture and apologetically says “Miss Froglet, I got a little bit of snot on it!” 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panders Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 brutal honesty sometimes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 (edited) Little boy tells me "I got a bite on me." "Oh dear, what happened?" "A Dorito bit me." "Dorito? Oh you mean a mosquito." 🤣🤣 Edited July 14, 2021 by blondie 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Girl says "Did you hear the thunder last night?" "I did." "It was even louder than your voice." (please note I don't shout) 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezabel Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Not so much a 'funny things children say' but more of a 'how do i answer this one!" My little granddaughter told me: "Alexa is very clever she listens but hasn't got any ears and she talks but she hasn't even got a mouth. How does she do that?" Answers on a postcard...... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 so we have a pretty international group this year with two Italian children one of which is tricky at lunch time ! it has become a bit of a joke that we say "mangiare" in a terrible Italian accent! We have a little polish girl who was telling her Mum about all the English words she was learning ....she announced proudly in polish that she knew the word for eating in English was Mangiare!😜😅 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panders Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 How cute! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 The children and staff picked the last of the apples from the tree in the garden today. Once washed they were made ready for snack. I said "Can you remember where we got the apples from today?" "Aldi???" replied a little girl 😂 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 My littlest grandson asked his mummy if he could have cheese, cucumber and 'cold toast with no skins' for his lunch today cold toast with no skins = a slice of bread with the crusts cut off - obvs 🤣 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froglet Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 My reception teacher told me today that after listening to the creation story in RE one little girl was devastated because God hadn’t made houses. Her teacher explained that in the story God made the people who made the houses. “Oh, God must have made the hard hats then!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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