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Well I feel that Panders has done her share of ironing, so I'll take a turn with yours, can I do shirts please?

Posted

Well it needs to be gluten free for me I'm afraid, so I'll bring my own bread, ok?

 

Who else is taking a turn with the ironing?

Posted

You're here already - and I thought I'd just left the radio on downstairs! Thought I'd hidden that t-shirt!

 

Can I get you a drink? Tea? Hot chocolate? Something stronger? Soup will be simmering any moment now.

Posted

Yeah, you don't mind me singing carols whilst I iron do you?

 

Cuppa hot choc would be good thanks!

 

You want these hankies ironed too?

Posted

Would you like marshmallows and cinnamon with that? Carols are great - as long as you don't mind me joining in. As for the hankies...seriously? I never thought I'd meet anyone else who did that!

 

I'll put the fire on in a moment it's getting a bit nippy in here.

 

Sunnyday - if you want to pop in when you're free I'd love to see you.

 

Was thinking maybe people could help me add extra sparkle to my jamas for Thursday night - anyone got any glitter left over?

Posted

I'll leave the pillowcases for you Hali. 27 T shirts and 14 hankies is enough, going to drink my hot choc now!

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I'll leave the pillowcases for you Hali. 27 T shirts and 14 hankies is enough, going to drink my hot choc now!

 

I'm not entirely sure whose ironing you were doing - I don't have that many t-shirts in my entire wardrobe let alone my ironing pile!

 

Looking forward to seeing you Hali - how's the head?

 

My new neighbour's just popped round to say she's having a birthday party tonigh and to let her know if it gets too noisy - I think we should go and join in!

Posted

Well some of them were Zebedees, I brought them with me to finish my pile off completely

 

Will your neighbour mind an fsf invasion?

 

So is there any more to do here or shall I make a start on that painting - or have you finished that now?

Posted

OOh sorry all i might be round later just got to get a few jobs done first.

 

oh and thought this might make you laugh ( i really must get a social life!!)

 

 

Twas the night before......!

 

A few nights before Christmas and up at Cait’s house

Not a creature was stirring except a wee mouse,

Who nibbled away at the remnants they’d dropped

From the party the night before when friends in had popped(!)

 

So Helen in her jammies and Hali in her black dress

Were ready for the party to try a festive de-stress

When a noise was heard on the roof, what a clatter

It was Panders up there …now what’s the matter?

 

She was wearing a red suit and looked like a santa

And on top of the roof she was still full of banter

“I’ve got my pants stuck” she announced to the world

Then slipped and slid, and off the roof she was hurled

 

On Cait, on Hali, on Sunnydays, to name but a few

On Finleysmaid, Helen and Inge went too

To rescue their friend from her fate beyond

To find her emerging from out of the pond.

 

 

She looked like the beast from room on the broom

But duck weed and sediment soon were removed

A clean pair of Jammies and a fire were supplied

And a bucketful of mulled wine was placed by her side.

 

Sunnydays and Hali went to the pub ‘pig and fiddle’

To find their car, parked right in the middle

The landlord he looked like he was there for a fight,

So they jumped in the car and were set for flight

When Hali she shouted out of the door,

as Sunnydays pedal was pushed to the floor

Our thanks to our friends for the wine and a bite

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!

Posted

Has anyone seen Cait - I've been banging on the cupboard door all day to get her to let me out. I fell in when the ironing board sprung back into the cupboard! It's a bit draughty round the old nether regions too because for some reason my knickers have a huge rip in the reinforced gusset, at least the thumping headache has gone now and I'm feeling much much better, although there is a strange whiff of pondweed, I'm off for a shower.

Posted
xD Ummm, think you may need to break out - any coat hangers you could pick a lock with?! Cait's having a well earned rest after doing all my ironing. Mind you she did mutter something about preparing for the party next door... :o
Posted

I've texted Zebedee to let you out. He's been making cheese on toast for his tea and says he'll share when you're out of the shower

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owww is she preparing more mulled wine????????? :o

 

Not sure - she did ask about a bucket but the only one I have is the floor cleaning one - maybe she saw the state of my kitchen while washing up her hot chocolate mug. One of the best behaved house guests I've had in a while!

Posted

It was left at the Figgy Tree wasn't it, or was it right.. seems I am lost again...

 

better not wait for me .. it may be a while...

Posted

Take the second left then straight on till morning...

 

There's a trampoline next door, I'll strap on a a head torch, wear my glow in the dark jamas and start jumping - am sure you'll be able to find us soon.

 

Panders - make sure you head down here after that shower and cheese on toast!

 

Hali - did you get lost too? It was about 4 hours ago you said you were on your way...

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thought I might try the sat nav..

 

big mistake this road is turning into no more than a track.. :o

 

cannot turn around and I hope nothing is coming the other way... xD

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