Children in Need 2012 - Tell us a joke

[finleysmaid]

OOH im so excited...and i just can't hide it....i know, i know, i know i'm just a big kid!! :rolleyes:

[Panders]

I heard a good one on the radio today.

 

What made the raisin drown in the Christmas pudding?

 

A strong currant pulled it down.

[Panders]

A man walks into a Fish & chip shop and says

 

"do you sell fish cakes?"

 

"no we don't" says the chip shop owner

 

the man says, "oh go on, it his birthday"

[finleysmaid]

what goes ha ha bonk....a man laughing his head off!

[SueFinanceManager]

You lot are officially brilliant

[SueFinanceManager]

Ok.....drum roll please......we have deliberated, cogitated and digested.....mostly cheese obviously and the moderating team and I are happy to announce we have not one winner but 2 winners of this CIN 2012 Tell us a joke thread;

 

Honeypancakes for your wonderfully silly jokes and lashes2508 for your cheesy contributions!!!!

 

So ladies if you would like to chose from the following and pm me with your choices, real names and addresses I can go from there.

 

Option A – One year’s subscription to ‘Tapestry – Online Learning Journals’

 

Option B - £20 cheque from the FSF for you to treat yourself

 

Option C – Choose a book from the following selection;

 

‘Practical EYFS Handbook 2

^nd

Edition’ by Penny Tassoni

 

‘Child Observation for the Early Years 2

^nd

Edition’ by Ioanna Palaiologou

 

‘Transitions in the Early Years’ by Sue Allingham and ‘The Key Person Approach’ by Jennie Lindon - yes you get both if you chose this one!

 

Thanks again to all that made the evening fun and see you all next year

 

Sue

[HappyMaz]

Congratulations everyone: what a great way to mark Children in Need 2012! Well done to the winners - highly deserved!

[sunnyday]

Yay! Well done HoneyP and Lashes! :1b

[lashes2508]

wow thats fab well done Honey Pancakes - but all the jokes were fab so we are all winners if we can make each other laugh or groan !!!

[HoneyPancakes]

Something very nice arrived in the post today. Thank you very much. I'll be making an extra donation to Children in Need to the value of what Amazon says Penny Tassoni's terrific new book.

 

Many thanks again,

 

Honey

[sunnyday]

Something very nice arrived in the post today. Thank you very much. I'll be making an extra donation to Children in Need to the value of what Amazon says Penny Tassoni's terrific new book.

 

Many thanks again,

 

Honey

 

That's very kind HoneyP :1b

[SueFinanceManager]

Something very nice arrived in the post today. Thank you very much. I'll be making an extra donation to Children in Need to the value of what Amazon says Penny Tassoni's terrific new book.

 

Many thanks again,

 

Honey

 

Ah bless that's kind