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Ok so tell me.......

why is that i put clean cutlery in a clean drawer and it still gets messy?

 

and

 

Why when i put a pair of socks in the wash do i always end up with odd ones in the basket?

 

and

 

why cars break down at the beginning of a holiday weekend...the only weekend of the year when you can't get them fixed?

 

ho hummm! -_-

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............................................. and also so that you have enough odd socks at the end of the year so that each child in your setting can make a 'sock puppet' as a christmas gift! :D

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I agree its a mystery. I've got a carrier bag full of odd socks which once a week gets tipped out on my bed in the hope some of them match the most recent ones to come out of the washing machine. Some of them have been there a very long time, but I'm loath to throw them out because the other one will be bound to appear shortly afterwards.

:ph34r:

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I to am an odd sock wearer.. as is my son.. drives my husband mad as his have to be closely matched.. and my sons partner is much the same..hates it but now has resigned herself to just throwing all his socks in a drawer and letting him get on with it..

 

I do know where his comes from.. when he was a tot the fashion was fluorescent odd coloured socks.. . and he never changed from the odd sock syndrome..

 

and mine... the need to use all those odd socks..

 

waste not want not..

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and some more to ponder......

 

where do spiders webs come from in the house ...when there don't appear to be any spiders!

 

and

 

why when i have a mainly white dog do i find black hairs all over the place??!!

 

and

 

why my family can find the top of the dishwasher but seem incapable of opening it and putting things in it!!

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why my family can find the top of the dishwasher but seem incapable of opening it and putting things in it!!

 

I have a bin like that! :blink:

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these questions aren't unanswerable at all...in my house the "magic fairies" are behind all these deeds!! Same magic fairies that notice the beds need stripped, the washer emptied, the loo rolls changed etc!!!

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I used to have a notice above my bin 'If nothing will fit in the bin, it's full'.

 

No-one seems able to open the laundry basket on the landing either

 

Oh, yes, the magic fairies...where would we be without them?

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Oh, yes, the magic fairies...where would we be without them?

 

LOST!!!! :P

 

and hungry in my house, without the shopping fairy and the food fairy, who decides what magically appears at mealtimes.....

 

Nona

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Hubby: Where is that fresh loaf of bread, you know the lovely one you go today.

Me: Its there I just had a slice

Hubby: I was going to ask how you managed to eat it all..I cannot see it.

5 mins later Hubby: I cannot find it, Ill have crackers then!

I walk into the kitchen and there sat on the bread board next to where he did his crackers sits the loaf of bread!

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ah yes the cant see the things that are in front of your eyes rule....

closely followed by the put the empty packet back in the cupboard rule (I ASK YOU WHY!!!!!!!!!!)

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ah yes the cant see the things that are in front of your eyes rule....

closely followed by the put the empty packet back in the cupboard rule (I ASK YOU WHY!!!!!!!!!!)

 

When you find the answer to that one, please share!!!

We also have the pile of recycling stuff by the back door waiting for the fairy to take out to the boxes.

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and for today......

why do people put cushions in the back of their cars??? :blink:

 

why does it rain on the one day i find time to put my washing on the line???

 

where do teaspoons go???

 

 

:ph34r: :blink: :huh: <_<

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and for today......

 

 

where do teaspoons go???

 

 

:ph34r: :blink: :huh: <_<

 

 

Oooh Please miss, please miss I know the answer to this one :D

Using my best detective powers over a long period of time I found (quite by chance) that they have been known to go in the bin along with the yoghurt pot!!

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