Children In Need Limerick Thread 2010

[Guest]

A good day today I've had,

Made some cakes, that weren't half bad!

I then had some time

To watch The Onedin Line

My favourite by far - oh how sad....

 

eeeeek

[Beau]

Here at the computer I'm sat

Wondering what everyones at

I'm sure that real soon

Maz will enter the room

And start up the late night chat

[JacquieL]

It seems Maz had a night on the tiles,

So we'd better postpone any smiles,

Until Maz lets us in

And the chat can begin

With her using her feminine wiles!

 

(well it rhymes!)

[JacquieL]

I'm sitting here all on my own

But I'll refrain from having a moan,

My hubby's in bed

Should be clearing the shed!

When I wake him I know he will groan

[JacquieL]

There was a young lady from Lewes

Who didn't have any gold shoes

To wear to a ball,

So she danced through the hall,

Wearing golf shoes she tried to amuse.

[JacquieL]

I’m off to the CC today

‘Dad’s and Kids’ doing science we say.

We’ll all make some rockets

And put screws in sockets,

But really I just go to play.

[JacquieL]

There’s a prize for the most posts on here

By one poster, I should make that clear.

They will need to rhyme

So have a good time

Make us laugh, make us smile, shed a tear.

[Fredbear]

There was a cute bear called Beady

He was taught to give to the needy

With Pudsey in tow

We can all say Ho Ho

And stop being so jolly well greedy.

 

I tried.

[JacquieL]

Love it!

[Fredbear]

Well what an amazing day

I'm sure they will give lots away

To the children in need

A good cause indeed

So lets all cheer hip hip hooray.

[Fredbear]

I wish i called stay here all day

But housework beckons okay

I must pop to the bank

Pay Pudsey and Frank [made him up so it would rhyme]

Then get ready to party hey hey.

 

Have a great day everyone.

[Fredbear]

By the way love all the limericks everyone.

[finleysmaid]

there was a forum for early years

that was full of laughter and lots of tears

it helped us to see

what we wanted to be

to crank our best practise up a gear!

[finleysmaid]

a limerick was needed for children in need

we were asked if we could do the deed

but my mind is a blank

no more in the tank

i'll try again later when i've had a feed

[Inge]

we have been asked to write in a rhyme

but its taking me far too much time

instead Ill have tea,

and a pudsey cake for me

hands off it is mine all mine!

[HappyMaz]

Here is ours from chat last night!

 

The trusty trio went into chat

When in came a straggly cat.

"Oh look" said Maz "the cat he trots"

"Never mind that" said sam, "he's covered in spots

Pudsy hunting: I'm better at that"

 

Thanks to Geraldine and samfrostie!

[beth1]

There was a young boy named Harry

who thought he was a little larry.

That was until he was a wizard

but thought he was a lizzard.

Causing strange things to happen!

 

Can you tell I am watching Harry Potter one! lol

[Deb]

What would we do without the FSF Forum?

A lifeline for advise and support and such decorum!

Only just approching my 2000th post

Though I've been a member since 2003

Slow and steady, that's me!

[Deb]

There once was a young Prince called William

Who's marrying a girl in a million

Now Kate is her name

but oh what a shame

Don't think they'll book Brighton Pavillion!

[Susan]

Thats a super limerick, Deb, well done!

Have to say, Im still struggling to get anything like a limerick sorted---obvioulsy missed out on that skill!

 

Please keep your limericks coming, we're a long way from the 269+ challenge set us on Friday!

[Guest]

There once was a man named Gove

Who's 2nd home was a modest cove

But now he sets regs

For Cameron and Clegg's

Educational reform treasure trove

[Guest]

I've heard that some celebs like to dance

With no thought to their reputation or stance

But some are scoring ten!

Anne and Anton try, and then

Would our Brucie, given half the chance!

 

 

Oh dear...

[Deb]

Being a big 'Strictly' fan I'm dismayed

At Anne and Anton's display!

Perhaps they should have their own entertainment section?

There's an idea, I might mention

But PLEASE let them leave the competition today!!

[JacquieL]

There was a young man called Steve ( stretching a point here)

Whose visage is hard to believe

Like Gandalf the Grey

We hope that he may

His magic continue to weave

 

 

Keep going everyone I'm not breaking the bank at the moment. Remember 10p from me for every full limerick.

[redjayne]

Another year over, I'm all spotted out,

Icing on cakes and faces all painted,

Children all happy and adults just wasted,

Every year we do a bit more,

For such a good cause, and some are so poor,

In our so called affullent society,

It's a shame that the Government don't see the priority,

Instead rely on the goodwill and charity,

Of schools and shops and businesses too,

And ordinary people like me and you.

 

 

 

 

Not quite a limerick but couldn't get it any better

[JacquieL]

No but very very true. Well done.

[Guest]

There once was a bear who loved fame

He was yellow and pudsey was his name

For lunch he ate honey

And raised lots of money

And for some children life was never the same

[Guest]

Its that time again to dig deep

Stay up, watch the telly and not sleep

There'l be singing and laughter

And dancing shortly after

And the stories will make you want to weep

[Guest]

An important night is tonight

For tess tel and fearne itl be right

Theyl have posh frocks and locks

And funky new socks

And the smiles will be sparkling and bright

[finleysmaid]

a limerick is a quick rhyme

that must always meter like mine

so post here today

to donate money way-hay!

a 10p from jacquie each time!