beth1 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 a very, very, very, big bowl of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upsy Daisy Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 a bowl of custard which Maz had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 cooked especially for the occassion, in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 a very funnny odd loooking Terry Wogan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 And then, suddenly a huge, huge spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 dropped down on a long silk thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 fell from the ceiling and landed, plop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 into a large, sticky puddle of honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundia Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Oh deary me, I really dont think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezabel Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) that was clever thought the spider but Edited November 20, 2009 by Geraldine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 it got rid of that Wogan bloke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 The spider carefully pulled each leg out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundia Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 until he didnt have any left. OOps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 and cursed that steve for making honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 who in turn blamed the bees! Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 the deep blue wavy bubbly wobbly sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundia Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Last update of the night.. but keep the story going, stil time to contribute That day the sun rose in the far away land of pudsey, where it was the start of another ordinary day. It soon became apparent that today was a very strange day indeed .. because it not just another ordinary day but a wonderful exciting chance to try something new something no one had ever tried before All the purple pumpkin farmers noticed that the purple pumpkins weren't purple at all the scarecrows were behaving very strangely indeed and nor were they pumpkins. They were little furry yellow bears with spotty hankies The farmers felt they should do something about the pumpkins that weren't pumpkins so they got out their spades and their so they put on their wellies and with a bandage covering their left eyes off they went on thier adventure to find the gifts left by the dragons look for the colour changing thief. But how could they solve this mystery without packing a suitcase full of useful stuff such as chocolate digestives and copious snuff Who would have thought that they could have forgotton the most important thing going a large glass of vodka and cranberry the left handed shiny green tin opener to open the metal can of vodka it was a very large bottle – hic So they set off on their journey in a tardis with Yummy David Tennant and the scarf weilding Mr Tom Baker offf to a far away land where went to find a few thound Alien things with spotty bandannas on their heads shaped potato snacks morris dancing to the singing a fundraising song by Peter Kay latest Jedward hit with Louis Walsh lookalikes Their journey only took them a few days and they saw the most amazing short hours, travelling with buckets in hand giant moo cows who were starting to Pudsey Bear lookalikes who were wearing yellow dance to fame with the one show and jump over the sun, moon and stars holding hands with the legendary Terry Wogan Meanwhile, back on the farm the purple pumpkins were harvested, the farmer cooked them everyone ate purple pumpkin soup with yello all 5000 tons, to produce a gloop a gloopy mix to splat the fundraisers at BBC studio's, but where have the all over the foundation stage forum pudsey bears journeyed to? All ten arrived yes Beth, hiding in the forum, but 'Haha' said the wicked witch as she blasted the bear into the air using popped up from behind a purple pumpkin one bear down and nine to go When they got to the faraway land one of the farmers suddenly realised that they had not watered the purple pumpkins and the purple pumpkins would start to that were neither purple nor pumpkins. In all he had was a some vodka and they had all withered to become shrivel which would be a disaster because he gave it to the pumpkin aliens who eat them and turned into a drank it and began to follow the a huge purple vodka jelly yum yum Suddenly there was a loud terrifying thunderclap and all the pumpkins began to move to the middle of the field and up and up and up the long drank lots of lovely red, red wine winding road to the huge grey castle wibbling wobbling and shaking until they fell where the air was full of dark into the dark dark spooky forest where guarded by a huge yellow bear with fee fii fo fumm i smell the goo of a purple pumkin squished up cranberry in the vodka and pumkin jelly The big yellow bear stamped his feet the ground gave way tipping him into in to a large sink hole of red wine and chocolate sauce running down vodka jelly red wine and peanuts – yum and cheese and crackers and wine and Too much vodka jelly caused the poor old alien to run back to the planet farmer to wobble and wobble and wobble not forgetting to put on his hyperspace and write a message on cybernet saying don't go to planet earth because they Help - they have completely lost the plot they've wrecked it. They certainly will put you in a pot and boil you up like purple pumpkins and boil you for several hours until you certainly didn't this coming - oh my goodness wibble and wobble after too much to turn you into purple kebabs to eat at 2am on the way home from Strictly Come Dancing, they fell over a large carrot which a farmer had dropped a very large pink spotted mushroom drooping with the strain of modern day life the farmers suddenly forgot to water the strange crops but they all survived because of the magic dust that had been of wonderful Pudseys magic powers. He jumped straight into a large bowl of soup and took a deep breath and then put on thier funny snorkle and flippers and dived right to the bottom of a very, very, very, big bowl of a bowl of custard which Maz had cooked especially for the occassion, in case a very funnny odd loooking Terry Wogan And then, suddenly a huge, huge spider dropped down on a long silk thread fell from the ceiling and landed, plop into a large, sticky puddle of honey Oh deary me, I really dont think that was clever thought the spider but it got rid of that Wogan bloke The spider carefully pulled each leg out until he didnt have any left. Oops and cursed that steve for making honey who in turn blamed the bees! Obviously the deep blue wavy bubbly wobbly sea And please donate to Children in need if you havent already. And if you have, muchly thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs Tiggy Winkle Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 was buzzing with gossip from chat room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 reporting the demise of the purple pumpkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 loudly singing aye aye ippy ippy aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 inspectors who really didnt know about anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 and wondering where the other partygoers were? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 "hello! Hello! Is there anyone out there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 but they'd been beaten into submission by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upsy Daisy Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 DDC when he heard them talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 of being a man in child care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs Tiggy Winkle Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 and facebook and spandau ballet and tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 And meanwhile back at the farm they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upsy Daisy Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 realised it was a new day and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue R Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 shared a bucket of cold wet straw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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