sunnyday Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 There is a young lady called biccy Her queue jumping makes me feel icky But I'm sure she's real nice Full of sugar and spice Cor rhyming with biccy is tricky! Sunnyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I've tried There was a stainned chipped coffee mug Who in the cupboard looked a bit of a thug. It's owner said PLEASE As she got on her knees Can I replace it with a new FSF mug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) Here's my limerick in tribute to today's conference (in order to rhyme you need to read EYPS as EEPS...) In Brum, for a conference on EYPS We met several well known Forum peeps Mrs T was outrageous Tanya Byron flirtatious and Chicken was in charge of the sweets! Daddy Day Care was stalked (very mildly) And to sexism responded quite wildly AlisonP nearly went gluten free Watching Maz eat a huge lunch quite idly A late lunch our Wolfie had booked And just couldn't find Sue ('though she'd looked) But then worse news befell her 'cos some footballing fella Has his placed on a transfer list booked Sue gave out Forum badges and pens Helen's fame came in front of the lens mundia drank tea and showed Jo where to wee Thanks for a great day, my FSF friends! Edited July 14, 2009 by HappyMaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wolfie Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Now I know what you're thinking.... I'm working on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Anyone else I've left out? Maz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wolfie Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 A late lunch our Wolfie had bookedAnd just couldn't find Sue ('though she'd looked) But then worse news befell her 'cos some footballing fella Has his placed on a transfer list booked Although he didn't put HIMSELF on the transfer list, he was PUT there! But I'll forgive you for that mistake, you've just made me laugh out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Although he didn't put HIMSELF on the transfer list, he was PUT there! But I'll forgive you for that mistake, you've just made me laugh out loud! That Wolfie's a football fanatic Some might even say she's a loo-na-tic She's turned all pedantic And positively semantic But she's forgiven me now, I'm ecstatic! boom boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wolfie Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs Tiggy Winkle Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 There was a forum dweller named Maz Who in Brum went out on the razz She giggled about plastic Said this pen is fantastic And enjoyed listening in to some jazz Well you try rhyming with Maz.....haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundia Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Here's my limerick in tribute to today's conference (in order to rhyme you need to read EYPS as EEPS...) Sue gave out Forum badges and pens Helen's fame came in front of the lens mundia drank tea and showed Jo where to wee Thanks for a great day, my FSF friends! Thankyou Maz, its lovely to know that my most memorable feature is to drink tea and be toilet director.. I truly know my place now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 Thankyou Maz, its lovely to know that my most memorable feature is to drink tea and be toilet director.. I truly know my place now! Trust in your forum friends to keep you grounded in reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Thankyou Maz, its lovely to know that my most memorable feature is to drink tea and be toilet director.. I truly know my place now! Well can you guess who said I should put that particular line in? Maz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 (edited) Right this is my rubbish attempt! Happy birthday to me I would be happy with glee If only this rain would go down the drain. Oh were did the sun go Then I could be at home Out enjoying the sun and having lots of fun! Well at least I tried to get a FSF Mug . Can you tell I am fed up of the rain on my birthday already? Beth Edited July 17, 2009 by beth1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Getting there Piaget, Bruner and Vygotsky to, oh how i feel Ive got to know you! The foundation degree is where we met and boy did you make me fret. Ive studied you deeply, you sometimes made me sleepy and even very weepy! As time progresses I can digress I feel I understand the 'mess'...play you say oh yessss! And now I understand. (sorry really rubbish, but hey ho, first attempt and all) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belle06 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Hi All Please forgive me not a witty limerick or very good poem but here goes!! When I started in childcare with children I wanted to play puzzles, bricks and painting where the activities of the day. Times they where a changing along came guidances with ideas aknew. No longer would experience and natural affinity do. By 2010 an EYP we must employ. So with trepidation to a training provider I did deploy. To start a journey filled with heartache and stress. And now here I stand an EYP no less. Five long years it has taken to achieve my dream. Now here I am part of an outstanding team. And now this part of my journey has come to an end And with This competition my message I can send So to the FSF and members I offer my heartfelt thanks For all there support and encouragement since I joined the Ranks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 You still have the weekend to post your limericks for this months competition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I am rubbish at this kind of thing, so won't even attempt it - but wanted to say how brilliant they all are, I've relaly enjoyed reading them! And mundia - being the toilet director is a very important job - well, it was important to me at the time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 Thanks for all the entries. I will be sorting through the thread later and posting them up for voting on tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ok, so now it's over I'll add mine There once was a lass on the forum Replied to all posts as soon as she saw 'em She soon racked up her 'score' But she still wanted more Come on girl - show a bit of decorum!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Come on girl - show a bit of decorum!! Love it - and I'm sure it will have struck a chord to quite a few members! Why did you wait til the deadline had passed to do it though? Oh, and when was the deadline anyway? Maz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 (edited) Why did you wait til the deadline had passed to do it though? Because I don't want to win anything - I just couldn't resist posting. Cait wrote the decorum line anyway, in chat Edited July 27, 2009 by Possum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 (edited) Can't believe you used it though! (it was actually "Come on 'xxxxx', show a bit of decorum) Edited July 27, 2009 by Cait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ah - not 'naming and shaming' eh!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 ok herewith our latest offering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 there's no stopping me now! One fine summer evening in chat Whilst dining on salmon and that Possum hung from the light Giving Sunny a fright “I’m sure that’s a bit of a bat!” Isn't it great having time to play!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Stuck on the last line - where's Possum or Sunnyday - anyone? My very good friend who’s called Sunnyday Decided she couldn’t come out and play “I must do my SEF” She said, under her breath ah tee dah dah, tee dah dah, a tiddle - ay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 My very good friend who’s called SunnydayDecided she couldn’t come out and play “I must do my SEF” She said, under her breath That'll surely keep Ofsted at bay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cait Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I must keep the dreaded big O away!!! yeah, well done Maz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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