Children In Need; The Fsf Longest Thread....2

[Guest]

Not very good at all this but to continue with the fireman one

 

they filled up their hoses!!!!

[Guest]

right into a hole

 

we're fed up with baked beans

 

 

fundraising extremes

[Marion]

We're fed up with baked beans...

 

 

and you know what THAT means!

[Guest]

from our bottoms the gasses do grumble

[Marion]

right into a hole

 

and dropped all their cash with a stumble

 

Not very good at all this but to continue with the fireman one

 

they filled up their hoses!!!!

 

 

and handed out roses

Edited November 18, 2006 by Marion

[hali]

in great big posies

[beth1]

Ok heres mine

 

 

There was a old man name Wogan

Who like a big yellow bear

The bear was named pudsey

Who was on telly

Helping all Children in Need!

 

 

doesn't quiet go

but there you go

a limeric for children in need

to rase lots of money

to make lots of children happy

 

end of verse

 

Beth

[Marion]

Im worried I know its a fault

but our poem has come to a halt

please add a line

if you have the time

[JacquieL]

44 Pudsey's

Jumping on the bed

One fell down and bumped his head

Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said

No more Pudseys jumping on the bed.............................

 

 

 

Let's try another one ...

 

 

There once was a lady called Narnia

[Rea]

13 points to 21

Springboks are in the lead

Poor old Andy Robinson

How his heart must bleed

 

Sweat toil and blood are needed

To raise the game some more

England fans will cheer them on

Come on, you can score.

 

[Inge]

Some of the limericks are really fine,

Others are more than a rhyme,

sorting them out could be fun

so see how many we have done,

don't matter we've all had a great time

[Rea]

Sorry, I didnt read the last post

 

 

 

 

"There once was a lady called Narnia"

[Marion]

Let's try another one ...

There once was a lady called Narnia

 

Who thought that this poem just got barmier

[Inge]

who gradually went barmier and barmier

 

reading all of this stuff

she had had enuff

[Marion]

and sang the whole lot as an aria

[Rea]

But England fans went even barmier

 

 

 

 

 

Springboks 21 - ENGLAND 23

[JacquieL]

Fantastic.

Hey this is easy (starting them off

 

There once was a bear on the telly...

[hali]

who was so nervous he wobbled like jelly....

[Marion]

who wobbled like a jelly

[hali]

and rumbled in his belly...

[Inge]

the bear took a chance

and made it into a dance

[Marion]

dont worry

said terry

[Inge]

Its driving me quite round the bend

writing in rhyme to the very end

lets all give a cheer

the end is soon near

and we can all have a chat with a friend

[Marion]

Im not in a hurry

stop worrying and being a nelly

[Guest]

1 Pudsey Bear swinging in a tree

Teasing Terry Wogan you can't catch me!

You catch me!

Along came Terry Wogan shouting with glee :

I don't need to Foundation Stage Forum is raisin' Moneeeey!

 

 

 

Ok not good! but if helps raising money i'm game.

[Marion]

this rhyme thing is geting a habit

[JacquieL]

You're jelly

 

 

There's two hundred posts on a bear,

We support him to show that we care.

Now we've finished this thread

We can all go to bed.

But next year we'll be there I declare

 

 

Er have we got enough and are we carrying on ? (Great fun reading all these we should send them to Terry)

[Guest]

Im not in a hurry

stop worrying and being a nelly

 

Pudsey and terry have been on the telly!

[Beau]

Another starter for you

 

I once knew a teacher from Durham.......

 

(The thread is open till midnight so post as much as you like )

[Guest]

Who met abear from birdham

He said Oh I'm lost.....