Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 the ends of your broomsticks need tying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 as the children just wouldn't stop flying to get them down the teacher was trying why are you flying? quck float down here but teacher we can't our shoelaces need tying ( something I spend my whole day doing!!!) Peggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rea Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Wogans on the tele So is Pudsey bear Raising lots of money For charities that care. News readers and students Dancing, shaving heads, Sitting in a bath of beans Screaming while waxing legs. Folk from many places Joining in the fun Loads of others being sensible Posting on Steve's forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 ..........you always do these when it my daughters birthday party and ive have a few glasses of vino...and cannot think!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 as terry was reading our poem in came pudsey and said lets get going we dont wanna be late its already past 8 ???????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 478+ have viewed this thread if everyone had added a line the forum aim would be just fine a limerick only needs 5 lines but not sure if it has to rhyme??? Peggy Pudsey Bear, well he's a star how I wonder where you are Up in TV filming land A custard pie is in his hand Will he throw it near or far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Heres mine (not pudsy realted) There was an experinced nursery nurse Who went for a job interview She tought she did well until a phone call later that day only to tell her she was not wanted!! End of verse. Sorry not very good at limerics and rhyming! Beth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marion Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I think that it should to be very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 There once was a strange girl called Lottie Whose bedroom was really quite grotty There were pants on the bed with a pong overhead It was so bad it smelt like a potty Definitely time to send my son to bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 as terry was reading our poemin came pudsey and said lets get going we dont wanna be late its already past 8 ???????????????? and I really should be back hoem (home!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Just another for the forum itself There once was a fellow called Steve Who had a fine idea up his sleeve We'll get folk together To have a good blether Now he has no spare time left for leave End of verse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rea Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 There once was a lady called Hali Who could barely see the tele The screen was a blur 'Cos she'd had more than her share So now there's not one but two Pudseys. Couldnt resist Hali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 There once was a lady called HaliWho could barely see the tele The screen was a blur 'Cos she'd had more than her share So now there's not one but two Pudseys. Couldnt resist Hali :wacko: Forum members don't stop writing limericks, what a lot some make sense and others confuse but best of all they do amuse Peggy Pudsey Bear, well he's a star how I wonder where you are Up in TV filming land A custard pie is in his hand Will he throw it near or far re did it so it gets counted Peggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 ohhhh nooooooo and i was trying to think of something!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 aaaaaaaaah double post again off to top up my glass Peggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 hic, hic, pudsey has had one too many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 There once was a lady called Beau Who really did have to go She does like her wine I'm not sharing "It's mine" Her cheeks are beginning to glow I think the wine is beginning to have an effect on the 'limericks'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 haa haa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 hic, hic, pudsey has had one too many I think he has to go spend a penny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 he got there in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 ok here goes!!!!!! Pugsy bear you have no hair but lets talk about your one eyed stare!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 didnt fall in the slime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundia Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 just what iwas going to say carol he's off ot the loo but not going with you 'cos two in a loo is too many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 see they told me in chat room to start one off but by the time i posted anothers already stated!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 hic, hic, pudsey has had one too many I think he has to go spend a penny he got there in time didn't fall in the slime and met his best friend who's called Jenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 here you go hali Pugsy bear you have no hair but lets talk about your one eyed stare!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 thank you susan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundia Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 its really quite freaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 His one eyes all streaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 so lets get sneaky...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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