The 2009 Children In Need Story

[Upsy Daisy]

for breakfast. Then they all decided to

[HappyMaz]

intermingled with lime jelly and marinated olives

[Guest]

shoot Spandau Ballet with a spud gun

[Beau]

Luckily the scarecrow threw himself in front

[HappyMaz]

and spud's gun went off by mistake

[Panders]

making an unholy mess of the

[Guest Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

and mash splashed and flashed all over

[Beau]

The farmers wife scooped up the mash

[Upsy Daisy]

and they all ate spud for lunch.

[Guest]

What a "smashing" day it had been!

[HappyMaz]

except for that unfortunate incident when Pudsey

[Beau]

forgot when his mums birthday was and

[HappyMaz]

she shot spud's eye with her pea-shooter

[mundia]

"what day is it today" she demanded

 

 

(just an aside here, there's pen and pad up for grabs to the first person to PM with with the name of the only person who had difficulty counting to 7)

[mundia]

Aside again. Thanks to those alerting me to at least two other people who managed a word count of less tan 7 but none has found the one I was thinking of yet.. keep looking

 

Back to the story.. the last bit was

 

"What day is it today?" she deamnded...

[Beau]

Pudsey scratched his head looking puzzled and

[Upsy Daisy]

gradually the realisation began to dawn on

[Susan]

him that he really ought to have

[Upsy Daisy]

written it down on his calendar but

[Helen]

since he had recently purchased a Blackberry

[mundia]

and then ate it, he was really

[Upsy Daisy]

Unlikely to have remembered her birthday. This

[Upsy Daisy]

meant he owed her a very special

[Upsy Daisy]

present. What about a helicopter flight or

[hali]

a trip into space where they could........

[Upsy Daisy]

Go for a walk on the moon

[Upsy Daisy]

or have a picnic with an owl

[beth1]

and see Neil Armstrongs footprints and the

[hali]

little dotty pyramids scattered about the place.....

[Upsy Daisy]

which were the houses where the little