Jump to content
Home
Forum
Articles
About Us
Tapestry

The 2009 Children In Need Story


mundia
 Share

Recommended Posts

Ok chaps, Im going to interrupt the story to give you the story so far, the story of purple pumkins, brave farmers, aliens, dragons and witches. What more could we ask for

 

That day the sun rose in the

far away land of pudsey, where it

was the start of another ordinary day.

It soon became apparent that today was

a very strange day indeed .. because it

not just another ordinary day but a

wonderful exciting chance to try something new

something no one had ever tried before

All the purple pumpkin farmers noticed that

the purple pumpkins weren't purple at all

the scarecrows were behaving very strangely indeed

and nor were they pumpkins. They were

little furry yellow bears with spotty hankies

The farmers felt they should do something

about the pumpkins that weren't pumpkins so

they got out their spades and their

so they put on their wellies and

 

 

with a bandage covering their left eyes

off they went on thier adventure to

find the gifts left by the dragons

look for the colour changing thief. But

how could they solve this mystery without

packing a suitcase full of useful stuff

such as chocolate digestives and copious snuff

Who would have thought that they could

have forgotton the most important thing going

a large glass of vodka and cranberry

the left handed shiny green tin opener

to open the metal can of vodka

it was a very large bottle – hic

So they set off on their journey

in a tardis with Yummy David Tennant

and the scarf weilding Mr Tom Baker

offf to a far away land where

went to find a few thound Alien

things with spotty bandannas on their heads

shaped potato snacks morris dancing to the

singing a fundraising song by Peter Kay

 

latest Jedward hit with Louis Walsh lookalikes

Their journey only took them a few

days and they saw the most amazing

short hours, travelling with buckets in hand

giant moo cows who were starting to

Pudsey Bear lookalikes who were wearing yellow

dance to fame with the one show and

jump over the sun, moon and stars

holding hands with the legendary Terry Wogan

Meanwhile, back on the farm the purple

pumpkins were harvested, the farmer cooked them

everyone ate purple pumpkin soup with yello

all 5000 tons, to produce a gloop

a gloopy mix to splat the fundraisers

at BBC studio's, but where have the

all over the foundation stage forum

pudsey bears journeyed to? All ten arrived

yes Beth, hiding in the forum, but

'Haha' said the wicked witch as she

blasted the bear into the air using

popped up from behind a purple pumpkin

one bear down and nine to go

 

 

And to remind you you can still donate to children in need here

 

 

Lets keep this story going..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. (Privacy Policy)