Cait Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 My Mum just emailed me this and I thought I'd share it why_women_lie.doc Quote
sunnyday Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Right let me get this straight....I need a thimble, Mr Sunnyday and a river .....and then I could end up with George Clooney...right I'm off - laters! Quote
Guest Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Oh dear, I dont have a husband to fall in the river as he did a bunk last year. To be honest, I would throw him in ever if I didnt get George! Although it would be a bonus. Quote
Panders Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Sunny........Sunny......... slow down, wait for me. Quote
Cait Posted August 4, 2009 Author Posted August 4, 2009 Looks like you're suck with Brad, Panders! Quote
sunnyday Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 could be worse! Love to stay and chat but George needs me.......... Quote
sunnyday Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Love to stay and chat but George needs me.......... Can you believe this........he reckons he needs a rest.........thought he'd have more stamina than that....... Quote
Panders Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Well I really don't want to brad, er I mean brag, but Brad is like a Duracell battery!! Quote
sunnyday Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Well I really don't want to brad, er I mean brag, but Brad is like a Duracell battery!! Just my luck.....I rushed in there and got the wrong one......... Quote
Cait Posted August 4, 2009 Author Posted August 4, 2009 well, it just goes to show! Have you had that stick of rock yet? OOh - did it arrive in one piece? Quote
sunnyday Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 well, it just goes to show! Have you had that stick of rock yet? OOh - did it arrive in one piece? My rock arrived safely thank you!!! Oh is that George I hear calling me........ Quote
sunnyday Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 BREAKING NEWS! I've thrown George back in the river.........he was a complete nightmare.....soooo demanding...and those demands were a real eye-opener to a 'lady' like me........ Anyway .....this morning he got very 'humpy' because I said I had to work on my SEF....he seemed to have absolutely no understanding of why this important.........I know can you believe it..... So following a blazing row I said to him "OK, Ok I won't work on my SEF, let's go for a lovely walk by the river where this all began"........... That was it - one good shove and he was gone!!! So if anyone wants him - he's back out there! Quote
sunnyday Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 It's such a relief really...... I was beginning to worry about those Premieres he might want me to go to.........I just don't have the right clothes.......my wardrobe consists of Per Una, a few bits from Next and DottyP's.............do have one outfit from Monsoon - doesn't fit right now!!! No I couldn't be seen on the red carpet in anything in my wardrobe.........oh no - now I'm thinking should I have held onto him for long enough to get a new wardrobe........silly me....may have been a bit hasty Quote
Panders Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 It is with much pleasure that George, Brad and I ........... Quote
Panders Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Found him up river - bit damp and dishevelled, banging on about some woman who didn't appreciate him.... anyway, he's nice and dry now - but we thought a jacuzzi...... Quote
Cait Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 surely a roaring log fire, some scatter cushions, some wine ....... Quote
Panders Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 All in good time Cait, all in good time. Brad's sorting that out Quote
SueJ Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Have just stumbled across this one - going to get a tissue to wipe away the drool!!!!! Quote
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