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Roy Rogers had a terrific pair of brand new, hand tooled, leather cowboy boots. Just before he was about to go out on stage he saw a cat gnawing on one of them. Roy lunged for the cat who took off out the window with the boot in his jaws. A search ensued - all the stage hands running around looking for the cat. Suddenly the cat was spied, captured and taken back to the dressing room. The stage hand asked.......'Pardon me Roy, Is this the cat that chewed your new shoes?'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: My fave so far :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

£10 note

Eh? Oh Cait's?

Cait = wrapping paper?

Carol 3 = a letterbox?

Carol 2 = a lemon meringue pie?

Carol 1 = a postbox?

Please Steve, a groaning smiley now

I dont drink wine, but I might just open one!

Cheers!

Book cover? :blink:

There's a special offer on this week at my local pet shop.......

Buy one cat - get one flea!

Ok memory card will do.....

 

 

Tell me who is getting the prize and I will arrange it.

 

Right off out now so see you later x

That is hali by my reckoning! :1b

What's yellow and makes lots of noise?

Custard Screams!

Photo 10 = mouse tells me it's a camera card - if that's correct any prize must go to mouse! :1b

Photo 10 - camera?

How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat?

Put it in the front seat!

:lol:

Wow! A pen if possible please! :wub: :1b

Sue - are we posting answers here?

Hope so cos I'm about to!!! :lol:

Sue photo 3 is your birthday cake!!!

Sue photo 4 a ring pull

Hope i haven't done this the wrong way - if I have use you 'special powers' and make me disappear!

Looks great :1b

Sadly, I'm nowhere near Bristol

We have done the above and used shredded paper - great fun - but gets everywhere and sticks to clothing and hair!

What did one toilet say to another toilet?

Oh you look a bit flushed......

(Is that what they mean by toilet humour :rolleyes: )

Oh Biccy - I don't know what to say........

What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you in a cinema?

You'd miss the film!

Right......

Three man in a bus queue - an Irishman, Eng.....oh no actually not 'clean'........

Two nuns, the first nun says........er actually no better not tell that one.......

A man goes into a pub.......hmmmmm actually no too smutty.......

:blink: :blink: :blink: :lol: :ph34r:

Oh excellent - right I must know some 'clean' jokes......hmmmmm.........hmmmmm........ :blink:

Well i thought it was just me !! She honestly didnt seem to understand how we did things and i broke it down into easy to digest stages for her !!!

 

Confidence at rock bottom due to the awful six months we have endured due to a spiteful parent/ ex member of staff........and the awful Ofsted inspection !

Well I haven't been able to help at all.......so I'm sending you a huge virtual hug and my very best wishes that things improve for you......

well mine is rock bottom now as we don't do anything like as efficient as yours sounds lovemyjob. Heaven help me in the new year when she visits me

Sorry to hear that Max .......it's hard to understand what they were 'after'...........