Children In Need; The Fsf Longest Thread....2

[Marion]

they asked for some cash

and off with a dash

we collected a lot in a welly

[Inge]

this rhyme thing is geting a habit

 

Much more fun than cleaning the rabbit

 

(sorry rhyme with habit!!)

[Marion]

though raising some money

for a sparkling clean bunny

[Beau]

Another starter for you

 

I once knew a teacher from Durham.......

 

(The thread is open till midnight so post as much as you like )

 

 

Who met abear from birdham

He said Oh I'm lost.....

 

My eyes are criss crossed

[Rea]

The folk on the forum are laggin'

Not sure if they can keep goin'

They're all out of rhyme

(They've been going some time)

Just till midnight thats all that we're askin'

 

[Inge]

Fantastic.

Hey this is easy (starting them off

 

There once was a bear on the telly...

 

who was so nervous he wobbled like jelly.... (hali)

 

the bear took a chance

and made it into a dance

 

winning strictly come dancing with terry

[Rea]

Sorry done it again

 

 

 

 

There once knew a teacher from Durham

Who met a bear from birdham

He said 'Oh I'm lost'

My eyes are criss crossed

...

[Beau]

this rhyme thing is geting a habit

 

 

Much more fun than cleaning the rabbit

 

(sorry rhyme with habit!!)

 

 

though raising some money

for a sparkling clean bunny

 

Is easy as luck would have it

[Marion]

My eyes are criss crossed

I thought that the sign said dunham (sorry desperation setting in )

[mundia]

Im going off now for my night out

but carry on give it some clout

Ill be back for the end

to see how much to send

I hope that my cash don't run out!!!!

 

 

 

new verse for you:

 

Please behave yourself in my absence

[Beau]

We don't want to cause any offence

[Rea]

I have a little ditty

It's rather hard to see

It isnt very pretty

But it belongs to me

 

I've shown it to the ladies

And a couple of the men

But they werent sure what it was

So now it's gone again.

 

 

OOPS

 

Please behave yourself in my absence

 

We don't want to cause any offence

 

It might be quite hard though

Without your influence

[Marion]

Please behave yourself in my absence

We don't want to cause any offence

just raise lots of money

by typing things funny

even if they make very little sense

[Rea]

Pudsey stood on the lighted stage

Looking at people of every age

Young 'un's, Old 'un's, those not sure

Sending in money to those who are poor

Footballs with bells in, dogs who help dress

These are the things the UK does best

Poetry, marathons, sponsored walks too

All working together

To make dreams come true.

 

 

 

If you go down to the woods today

You'll find them rather empty

All the bears have stayed at home

They're tired from late night tele

[JacquieL]

I find it all just amazing

To think of the money we're raising

We'll give so much joy

To each girl and boy

So come on, keep going, keep mailing.

[Guest]

Mundia she's out on the town

but come on don't let her down

just add one more line

and everythings fine

I'm still in my dressing gown

 

well, it is the weekend

no children to tend

but on with my glad rags I must

I hope my new bra fits my bust

cause I'm off out on a bend (er)

 

well just a party actually but that doesn't rhyme.

 

my last post tonight so keep it up, but unlike Mundia, I shall be partying past midnight, so won't catch up until at least mid day sunday.

 

Although my brain is now talking in rhyme

I'm glad I gave this thread my time

oh what a laugh

the last 24 hrs past

I'll do it again next time.

[Marion]

please hurry and start a new verse

the silence is getting much worse

we still need to raise more cash

so Ill keep typing this trash (well my rhymes are terrible )

and dig very deep in my purse

Edited November 18, 2006 by Marion

[Rea]

I'm feeling rather tired

My eyes are trying to close

My chin is lying on my chest

I really need to doze

 

I'll check in with you later

To read your rhymes and prose

But now the sofa's calling

See ya, love you loads.

 

[Beau]

As usual I was much too late

It has left me in such a state

[Marion]

please hurry and start a new verse

the silence is getting much worse

 

 

 

I hope I'm in time

To add a new line

if someone doent get there firs..............t

[JacquieL]

Am I here all on my own?

Tonight I am staying at home.

I'll go cook the tea,

I'll be back though you'll see

I'll try rhyming here all on my own.

[Marion]

As usual I was much too late

It has left me in such a state

 

my mind has gone blank

i feel such a plank

even on this so special date (CIN )

 

Jacquie you wont be alone

together we'll all write this poem

so please add some more

so we all can keep score

for Mundia when she gets home

[Guest]

Those wonderful people on't Forum

Won't let this rhyme become borin

We'll continue this deed

For Children in Need

Just worry if you hear us snorin!!

 

One day Pudsey went to Dundee

He had a big scab on his knee

He gave a great cough

His scab, it fell off

And now his new knee you can see!!

[Guest]

ive tried and tried to think of something to say

but my brain it just isnt working today

but of all your funny rhymes ill never tire

you guys my rhyming skills you inspire

[Marion]

Please everyone keep this rhyme goin'

make it longer and please keep it growin'

the longer it grows

the more that it shows

how we care and we dont mind showin'

[Marion]

Saturday night isnt the best time

for asking people to rhyme

for most are out playing

while at home we all are staying

and adding the occasional line

[Rea]

Come on people I'm out of rhyme

Keep it going till we make the time

 

 

I'm just going to get worse so someone else might just as well put their penn'th worth in

[Marion]

Come on people I'm out of rhyme

Keep it going till we make the time

I'm just going to get worse

so someone else write a verse

you might just as well put your penn'th worth in

 

hows zat?

Edited November 18, 2006 by Marion

[Rea]

I think I've reached my limits of my endurance

I cant go on

It's useless to try to make me

I cant do it I tell you

It's over. Goodnight

 

 

 

 

Really, my eyes are going to fall out if I look at this screen any longer. Night folks

[Marion]

Rea I know how you feel

So Im off for rest before I keel (over)

I'll try to get back

so please dont slack

and show that our target is real

 

see how bad its got