Rea Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 Who's got the worst joke? The joke in my cracker at last weeks playgroup meal was: What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake How bad can they get? Quote
finleysmaid Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 what did the grape say when santa's sleigh ran him over? Nothing ...he just gave out a little wine! :blink: Quote
finleysmaid Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 What did Santa say to the tomato when it fell out of the sleigh? Ketchup! Quote
Sox Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 Who's got the worst joke? The joke in my cracker at last weeks playgroup meal was: What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake How bad can they get? What's green and goes up and down up and down a pea in a lift. Quote
sunnyday Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 What's green and goes up and down up and down a pea in a lift. or.........a frog in a lift! 1 Quote
Sox Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 How do you get into donner's house? You ring the deer bell Quote
finleysmaid Posted December 19, 2012 Posted December 19, 2012 What do you call an old snowman? Water! :blink: 1 Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted December 20, 2012 Posted December 20, 2012 Why did the strawberry phone the police? Because he was in a jam Quote
HoneyPancakes Posted December 20, 2012 Posted December 20, 2012 What did Mrs Christmas say to Fr Christmas when she looked out the window. It's rain Dear! Quote
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