Rea Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Who's got the worst joke? The joke in my cracker at last weeks playgroup meal was: What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake How bad can they get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 what did the grape say when santa's sleigh ran him over? Nothing ...he just gave out a little wine! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What did Santa say to the tomato when it fell out of the sleigh? Ketchup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Who's got the worst joke? The joke in my cracker at last weeks playgroup meal was: What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake How bad can they get? What's green and goes up and down up and down a pea in a lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What's green and goes up and down up and down a pea in a lift. or.........a frog in a lift! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rea Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Or a gooseberry :rolleyes: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 or santa with motion sickness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 How do you get into donner's house? You ring the deer bell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finleysmaid Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 What do you call an old snowman? Water! :blink: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Why did the strawberry phone the police? Because he was in a jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyPancakes Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 What did Mrs Christmas say to Fr Christmas when she looked out the window. It's rain Dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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