Inge Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do sorry, got the big... blame Sue..... Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted March 18, 2011 Author Posted March 18, 2011 What is the world's most popular wine? I don’t like Brussels sprouts. Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted March 18, 2011 Author Posted March 18, 2011 I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought: 'That's Aboriginal.' Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted March 18, 2011 Author Posted March 18, 2011 When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. Quote
mundia Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Police were called to a nursery today to find a 3 year old resisting a rest Quote
mundia Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Greengrocers earn a meagre celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. Quote
Inge Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Quote
Inge Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them. Quote
Inge Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. Quote
Inge Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Quote
Inge Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 (edited) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. really must stop this.... Sue see what you unleashed... Edited March 18, 2011 by Inge Quote
mundia Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Quote
mundia Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head. Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted March 18, 2011 Author Posted March 18, 2011 When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted March 18, 2011 Author Posted March 18, 2011 Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Quote
Inge Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. Quote
mundia Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. Just like the fridge is where you keep food until its gone mouldy enough t throw away. Quote
mundia Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 A new variety of broom is now sweeping the country Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted March 18, 2011 Author Posted March 18, 2011 Acupuncture is a jab well done. and you guys have done a brilliant job too.....thanks for playing my game with me Hope you have had fun too x x Quote
Panders Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Two parrots sitting on a perch, one said "Can you smell fish?" Quote
HappyMaz Posted March 18, 2011 Posted March 18, 2011 Did you know that I used to be a ballet dancer but I found it too-too difficult! I just can't see the pointe in ballet. I used to be big-headed but now I'm perfect My all-time favourite: I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure. Quote
mps09 Posted March 19, 2011 Posted March 19, 2011 . Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. OOhhhhh that's my line!!!!! and I once worked with a lady - who no matter how often I tried to explain it she just did not get it!!! always got her out of my office though!! Quote
mps09 Posted March 19, 2011 Posted March 19, 2011 There were two horses in a field, one said "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.....", the other one said..... "moooo" Quote
Sue R Posted March 19, 2011 Posted March 19, 2011 My friend has joined a Bondage Club in the East Midlands. He is tied up in Notts. Not part of this, but obviously someone's been talking!! These are absolutely brilliant! well done everyone. Quote
Gezabel Posted March 19, 2011 Posted March 19, 2011 I have just got back from a trip to Poland . If you are thinking of going my advice is don't bother........ I didn't see a Teletubbie anywhere Quote
SueFinanceManager Posted March 20, 2011 Author Posted March 20, 2011 I have just got back from a trip to Poland . If you are thinking of going my advice is don't bother........ I didn't see a Teletubbie anywhere Really had to think about this one but once the penny dropped very good Quote
Panders Posted March 20, 2011 Posted March 20, 2011 What Nationality is Mr. Sheen? Polish of course! Quote
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