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Does anyone know any songs suitable to sing while cooking. the funnier the better!!

 

Made up ones will do.

 

Would love one about mud pies!!

 

thanks

sunshine :o

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On top of spagetti all covered in sauce...

 

A pizza hut, a pizza hut.......

 

Jelly on a plate...

 

Ring a ring of rosies (catching differing foods instead of fish)

 

I think there is a Shirley Hughes poem about making mud pies???

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My favourite is one my dad used to sing to me when I was little

 

1 2 3 mumma caught a flea

put it in the teapot and made a cup of tea

flea jumped out: mumma gave a shout

out came daddy with his shirt hanging out

 

not exactly cooking, I know.

 

Maz

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Gosh Maz- I haven't heard that one in years!

 

 

My Dad used to sing this to me:

Mamma's lil baby loves shortnin shortnin, Mamma's lil baby loves shortnin bread

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My favourite is one my dad used to sing to me when I was little

 

1 2 3 mumma caught a flea

put it in the teapot and made a cup of tea

flea jumped out: mumma gave a shout

out came daddy with his shirt hanging out

 

not exactly cooking, I know.

 

Maz

 

my mum always sang me her own version of that

 

1 2 3 mother caught a flea

salted it and peppered it and put it in her tea :o

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My Grandad's version was:

123 Momma cauught a flea,

Put it in the teapot and made a cup of tea.

When she put the milk in the flea came to the top

When she put the sugar in the flea went POP!!

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......what about

 

mix a pancake, stir a pancake, put it in the pan,

cook a pancake, toss a pancake, catch it if you can!

 

Maybe you could substitute mudpie?! Could get messy!!

 

Is there anything in Revolting Rhymes that would do or that you could adapt?

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What about pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man

bake me a cake as fast as you can

pat it and prick it and mark it with 'b'

and put in the oven for baby and me.

 

That would work with changing the letter depending on the child

(e.g. pat it and prick it and mark it with D' and put in the the oven for Daniel and me)

 

At sunday school we learned one that goes like this.

 

God is good to me, (for God point up)

God is good to me, (for good, do thumbs up, then point at me) all good for manual dexterity!

He gives me lips

to eat my chips

God is good to me. Do associated actions

 

Other verses were

 

he gives me jelly

to fill my belly

 

there were loads more verses but I seem to have had a memory lapse. You could definitely make up your own ones tho.

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What about pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man

bake me a cake as fast as you can

pat it and prick it and mark it with 'b'

and put in the oven for baby and me.

 

THAT WAS THE ONE!!! (it's been bugging me all day!)

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There are a lot of food related songs/rhymes in This Little Puffin

 

There's one sung to the tune of the Farmers in his Dell

 

We're going to make a cake, we're going to make a cake

We're going to make it really big,

Because we all like cake

 

Raisins in the b ow, raisins in the bowl

Stir it with a great big spoon

Raisins in the bowl

 

Put it in the oven, put it in the oven

Take care not to slam the door

until it's nicely cooked

 

Icing on the top icing on the top,

Spread it with a big flat knife

Icing on the top

 

We all have a piece, we all have a piece,

Some for you and some for me

There's some for everyone

 

And now it's all gone.

 

There are a lot of songs, there's one to Old MacDonalds Farm

 

Old MacDonald had a shop,

EIEIO

and in that shop he had some burgers

EIEIO

With a Big Mac here

and a French Fries there

here a coke there a coke

everywhere a coke, coke,

Old MacDonald had a shop

EIEIO

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