Beau Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Just got these in an email and thought they were quite funny! My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. " David Beckham "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." Mark Viduka "Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." David Beckham "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall "I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." Paul Gascoigne "I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well." Alan Shearer "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona " Mark Draper "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out." Peter Shilton "I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester " Stan Collymore "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham . My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing." Ade Akinbiyi "Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." Ian Wright "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." Ugo Ehiogu " Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough." Jonathan Woodgate "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce "I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." Lee Hendrie "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." Ian Rush " Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." Steve Lomas "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." Barry Venison "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." David Beckham "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European." Phil Neville "All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." Mitchell Thomas "One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." Alan Shearer "I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." Johnny Giles "Sometimes in football you have to score goals." Thierry Henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMaz Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Brilliant Beau! At the end of the day, football is really a game of two halves isn't it? When the final whistle blows you're either over the moon or as sick as a parrot. Even if the ball hits the woodwork, the player knows that if it had gone it the net it'd have been a goal, and sometimes you have to be happy with the draw. Sorry to mock - I know that football isn't a matter of life and death but that some people understand its more important than that! Maz PS I love a good David Beckham joke - so was glad to see how many times he cropped up on the stupidity league! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 - Brilliant Beau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panders Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Oh Beau, that was just what the doctor ordered, a really good laugh this afternoon, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 fantastic had a good giggle at those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Fabulous - that has made me laugh so much there are tears streaming down my face as I type. My kids think I've finally lost the plot! Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmajess Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 SO funny!! Thanks Beau! x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dublinbay Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Brilliant! Just stopped laughing/crying and had to race to the loo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Brilliant! Just stopped laughing/crying and had to race to the loo! :( Too much information! :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Thanks for the giggles Beau! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Really enjoyed that Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyday Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacquieL Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Hilarious. I sent these to OH and he sent me some more! 'When a player gets to 30, so does his body.' - Glen Hoddle 'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary 'It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.' - Graham Taylor 'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit 'The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to give a goal away.' - Alex Ferguson 'In a year's time, he's a year older.' - Bobby Robson 'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson 'Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.' - Graham Taylor 'As I've said before and I've said it in the past...' - Kenny Dalglish 'He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.' - Glenn Hoddle 'I've seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week.' - Jack Charlton 'If they hadn't scored, we would've won.' - Howard Wilkinson 'Paolo Di Canio is capable of scoring the goal he scored.' - Bryan Robson 'It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there.' - Jack Charlton 'We keep kicking ourselves in the foot.' - Ray Wilkins 'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.' - Glenn Hoddle 'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.' - Arsene Wenger 'It wasn't going to be our day on the night.' - Bryan Robson 'Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.' - Graham Taylor -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Thank your OH for them Jacquie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dublinbay Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue R Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Brilliant!! Thanks Beau and Jacquie's OH!!! I love this place xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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