Children In Need; The Fsf Longest Thread....2

[Guest]

Come on people I'm out of rhyme

Keep it going till we make the time

 

 

I will try my best

Whilst wearing a vest

cos to end it would be such a crime

 

I know its corny and desperate but I am trying!!!

Very some say

Jo

[Inge]

over 24 hours of naff rhymes

we gotta keep adding some lines

[JacquieL]

Well I've cooked a nutroast for tea,

The cashews were half price you see

I really like meat

But nutroast was a treat

I'm not a veggie you see.

 

Apols to vegetarians but this rhymed

 

 

 

PS Marion how did you get two consecutive posts not to merge?

[Guest]

we're just having a bit of cake

I hope we don't get belly ache

it was meant for tomorrow

so to my great sorrow

I'll have to get up and bake

 

Its hubbies birthday tomorrow

Jo

[Marion]

Jacquie it was pure luck

two different posts the verses they took

so maybe its best

to pop off for a rest

or even a nutroast to cook

 

I think it might be because I left for a short time and came back but Im not sure

 

over 24 hours of naff rhymes

we gotta keep adding some lines

 

so keep rambling on

until it is done

and everything will be fine(s)

[Guest]

This rhymin game is so clever

I'm sure we can go on for ever!

Verse after verse

Better or worse?

Give up on this task? NEVER!

 

Today Pudsey played on his tractor

Since he failed to get on the x-factor!

He tried a voice coach

Who Westlife did poach

So Pudsey then went and sack'd her!

[Guest]

We see you calling on us non-rhymers

to help keep going you old timers

We feel that we should

and wish that we could

so that we can give buckets of fivers!

 

 

I know it doesn't quite rhyme but trying.................

[JacquieL]

Well I am watching TV

I'm hoping to win lottery

I'll donate a fiver

If I'm a survivor

And share the Champagne with you free.

[Guest]

The lottery we do not do

It's the premium bonds for us two

In this however we've never won

Not even a tenner and such a small sum!

 

 

Ok stuck now give me the last line

[JacquieL]

Poor Mundia's going to be broke

Her generosity provides a cloak

For Children in Need

We wish her 'God Speed'

'Cos she has inspired us folk.

[Marion]

The lottery we do not do

It's the premium bonds for us two

In this however we've never won

Not even a tenner and such a small sum!

would make us so happy too

 

 

:wacko:

 

Now that I am really flagging

my eye lids are slowly sagging

so please help us out

and give me a shout...............

Edited November 18, 2006 by Marion

[Inge]

Sharing a good glass of wine

really is terribly fine

there are logs on the fire

we never will tire

of a really relaxing time

 

 

 

Now I am really flagging

my eye lids are slwly sagging

so please help out

and give me a shout...............

 

help stop me from wagging

[Guest]

What a great little forum i have founds

making money, in great big mounds

pudsey bear he will be pleased

and sad i know when this has ceased

but pudsey think of the pounds!

 

Oh dear not doing much assignment am I !

[JacquieL]

I'm going to watch Casualty

So this is 'Goodbye' from me

I've enjoyed the rhyme

I've had a good time

But now I'll be off for a pee!

 

(It's after the watershed)

[Marion]

Good Luck everyone

My rhyme time now is done

I wish you the best

must say Im impressed

At the length this poem has gone

 

night all

[Susan]

I keep looking and looking

I've done todays cooking

but I cannot think

so its back to the sink

and I really wish I were joking!

[Guest]

Assisnment, I am supposed to be doing

With it though I'm struggling and stewing

But here I find it so much Fun

I'm never going to get it done!

A panic finish I feel is brewing!!!!

 

Now I must stop and get the job done

So tomorrow i can spend with my son

Parental involvement: What a chore

I might stay and write some more

But first i'll get a currant Bun!

 

This is getting bad!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm here again, but it's got to stop

or this assignment will be a flop

So good night to all

the Paperwork does call

Carry on and have a ball!

 

Goodnight all !

[Susan]

Well we've done a great job

Mundia can no longer sob

that it all was in vain

but we're slightly insane

and for Pudsey, we've completed the job!

[Guest]

I've come back, i think i'm addicted

Now that i would never have predicted

I' think I'll have to go to bed

Now that's all done and said

or have my web access restricted !

 

OH DEAR!!!

Am i the only one left

 

Anyone out there?

 

Night Night

[Deb]

We went to see my Mum and Dad

My family think I'm really mad

Writing limericks in the car

Well, the journey was quite far

But feeling car sick made me sad!

 

Hubby is really pleased with his new car

Even though it's not quite a Jag-u-ar

We thought he drove too fast

As the countryside it flew past

 

Apparently it does 'this and that'

Reminds me of a book about a cat!

Round the roundabout

Up the hill

OOh, I really do feel quite ill!

 

The autumn leaves

all shades of red and brown

In the country and the town

We really are so very lucky

to live in this beautiful country.

 

So now we are back safely home

I had to go and check the phone

I also had to check the Forum

To see how well we'd done

Oh great I see we won!

Well done, everyone!

[Guest]

Has Steve done a verse on this thread?

Or is he tucked up snug in his bed?

Should he add to this rhyme

If he's got the time?

Or have a cold lager instead?

 

(PS is anyone else thinking everything in limericks by now?)

[Guest]

im suppost to be planning for my children for next week

i know on a saturday night what a cheek

but the forum and pudsey it keeps drawing me back

and my planning i have to say is not on track

so guess what ill be doing early sunday morn

either that or work through the night from dusk till dawn

but tomorrow i want to go and shop

and when i get home ill be fit to drop

Edited November 18, 2006 by Guest

[Inge]

My gosh we have done well as a team

I hold you all in high esteem

writing rhymes is addictive

text not predictive

its not as easy as it may seem

[JacquieL]

Aren't we we all being proiific?

And if I were being specific,

The brains on this site

Are spot on tonight

Gosh this is all very terrific!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry prolific

 

Nightie nightie everyone.

[hali]

gosh i cant believe your still hear

feels like its been a year

your all so brill

cant wait to see the bill

take care

night night

sleep tight

 

[Inge]

Lets hope Mundia had deep pockets

and lots of money in her wallet

 

(Help... someone)

[beth1]

Lets hope Mundia had deep pockets

and lots of money in her wallet

 

(Help... someone)

 

 

To give to all the children in need....

 

 

Beth

[Deb]

If she has any sense she will lock it!

[Inge]

A really good deed

 

 

out of order but does actually work

 

Lets hope Mundia had deep pockets

and lots of money in her wallet

To give to all the children in need....

A really good deed

If she has any sense she will lock it!

[Deb]

I think I'm done

My bath is run (thanks HUN!)

And my wine glass is almost empty

So before I get in a mess

Good night and God bless!