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There were 50 Pudsey Bears

jumping on the bed

one fell down and bumped his head

Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said

No more Pudseys jumping on the bed.............................

 

 

( sorry couldn't resist :o )

 

Peggy

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There were 49 Pudsey's

Jumping on the bed

One fell off

And bumper his head

Wogan called the Dr.

And the Dr. said

'No more Pudsey's jumping on the bed.....

 

 

 

You beat me to it. Peggy snap

 

come on who's next- can't post straight away as they join into one :o

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Good morning, I hope you all had

A night that was good and not bad

I am ready to start

On our work of art

For more verses are needed to add

 

Okay, not great but it is still early for me on a Saturday! :o

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:) There was a young primary teacher

Who went on this forum to meet yer

But she's broken-hearted

Cos the limerick she's started

Doesn't quite work out despite all her efforts on the meter

 

Sorry folks tried my best :o

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Poor Pudsey the bear was in much need of cheering

" Bill Bryson's in Loughborough!" came to his hearing

Later, uplifted, homeward bound for an evening with Muse,

Rain and hail, M1's closed! What to do? Alas and alack!!

Risked mean A6 cameras all the way back.

 

 

(Ok, so as poetry of any kind it's rubbish! But that was my day. We made it by the skin of our teeth, Awesome, dude!!)

 

I see you've all been very busy - well done!

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Wow that is brilliant Beau ('cos it's about me :o )

 

10 jars of honey standing on the wall

10 jars of honey standing on the wall

and if one jar of honey

should accidently fall....

 

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

It'ud be caught by Pudsey who'd eat it all for tea.

 

( well i'm running out of ideas xD )

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There once was a lady called Beau,

to write a limerick did know

she gave us a link

to help us to think

and now we all show what we know

 

Peggy

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A quick question for Mundia

I hope this morning we'll see ya

How long have we got

before we should stop

to reach our target of humour?

 

( is there a deadline time to exceed the previous record of 200 posts?)

 

 

Peggy

 

only 40 to go :D

 

not sure if 50 pudseys jumping on the bed is actually a limerick :o after seeing beau's link,

shame, but worth a try. :D

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well done guys!!! I didn't join in here, due to my marathon on the phones last night, there on Children In Need from 8pm until 2 am this morning............................and the calls were still coming in when our centre handed back to BT towers!!Biggest donation I took was £1,900 from a group of firemen in a place called Tumble in Wales, they'd done a street collection yesterday, so good for them!!Trying to wake up now.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :)

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not sure if 50 pudseys jumping on the bed is actually a limerick :o after seeing beau's link,

shame, but worth a try. :D

 

I'm sure that it really doesn't matter

Because you're as mad as a hatter! xD

We'll accept any rhyme

From our partner in crime

For longest thread we're wanting to shatter

:D

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great Beau, :D now where were we..... ah yes,

 

47 Pudsey's

Jumping on the bed

One fell down and bumped his head

Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said

No more Pudseys jumping on the bed.............................

 

Peggy

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I once knew someone called Rea

On this forum she did appear

With witty one liners

She put down the whiners

Then went off to find a different career

 

I really shouldn't have had that last glass of wine last night! :D

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A quick question for Mundia

I hope this morning we'll see ya

How long have we got

before we should stop

to reach our target of humour?

 

 

Hi Peggy and thanks for your question

Its perhaps now the time I shoud mention

well continue this thread

'til midnight (or bed!!)

that was my initial intention

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They wanted a bear for the telly

alas he was grubby and smelly

Terry said 'PUDSEY!'

Its time for some sudsy (ok not the best rhyme)

and dont laugh when I wash your b erm bandage :D

 

There was an old teacher ......thats me!

who stopped up to watch the tv

She shouted come on!

and get this rhyme done

and help out our friend Pudsey

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Poor old Pudsey he bumped his head

Terry looked and then he said

.................................

 

 

you'll be fine

your heads as big as mine

look at the hole in the floor instead.

 

( it's how I distract bumped heads at preschool - ooh look, did you make a big hole in the floor?) xD:o

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23 after me I think

 

44 Pudsey's

Jumping on the bed

One fell down and bumped his head

Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said

No more Pudseys jumping on the bed.............................

 

 

 

Keep going folks you can always take the easy way out like me :o

 

Actually the one liners are such fun and make posts quickly so here goes....

 

There once were some firemen from Tumble

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