Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 A friend of mine sent me this and once I'd dried my eyes and stopped giggling uncontrollably I had to come here and share it with you lot..... public_toilets_.doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 LOL, that's funny! So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aliamch Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Now this really did make me laugh out loud! Karrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Fantastic, just what I needed. Sent it off to friends and family already Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Peggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dublinbay Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Brilliant!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rea Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 That is so true and brings back an awful memory Some years ago I had no choice but to use some toilets in a car park. Dark and smelly inside with the stainless steel loo's with no seats. I did the thigh shaking hover but to my horror, realised the sound of running water I could hear was me peeing onto the floor. I'd totally missed the loo and had to run like mad on my exit incase anyone came in and realsied what I'd done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacquieL Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 LOL. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Thanks for sharing Rea.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wolfie Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Some years ago I had no choice but to use some toilets in a car park. Dark and smelly inside with the stainless steel loo's with no seats. I did the thigh shaking hover but to my horror, realised the sound of running water I could hear was me peeing onto the floor. I'd totally missed the loo and had to run like mad on my exit incase anyone came in and realsied what I'd done. Well I had to take "the stance" once in one of those hole in the floor toilets in France, with my bag over my arm because the floor was dirty...lost my balance and and as a result tipped the contents of my bag out and nearly lost all my credit cards, etc. down the hole! I've never moved so fast in all my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 owwwww the horror................ i fell down one of those 'holes' in Greee when i was young!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaryEMac Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Mary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Well I had to take "the stance" once in one of those hole in the floor toilets in France, with my bag over my arm because the floor was dirty...lost my balance and and as a result tipped the contents of my bag out and nearly lost all my credit cards, etc. down the hole! I've never moved so fast in all my life! LOL, I remember going on the French exchange in the mid-90s and finding all the female loos were those! We were all totally freaked by them! We all queued up to use the disabled toilet at the time, as that was actually a loo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 We go to France regularly on family holidays and I've lost count of the number of times my daughters and I have piled back into the car and demanded to go to the next stop for loos cos we couldn't use the 'hole in the ground' - its definitely not 'british' is it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Has anyone else ever been to the loo to find when they stand up that the end of their cardigan belt was dipped in it? Or is that just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wolfie Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I'm thinking that this thread is allowing a lot of people to offload ghastly memories, it's turning out to be quite therapeutic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I remember once as a youngster (at school) taking the stance, as someone opened the door (really heavy solid wood), cracked me on the head, split my head open and I had to miss PE (favourite lesson) to spend the afternoon in A&E. I still have the scar to show for it, and the story of how I got it always raises a smile. Salsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katiecar Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 A friend of mine sent me this and once I'd dried my eyes and stopped giggling uncontrollably I had to come here and share it with you lot..... This was great for a Friday coming in from a long week at work!! Lots of laughs. I once tried to lean on one side of the seat(covered in toilet roll!!) whilst performing and realised that I had missed the bowl completely and weed down my trousers. THE HORROR!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 A good laugh makes you feel so much better doesn't it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I am sat here and plus mum wonders what I am laughing at! I have read a very short version of this before but a long time ago. Beth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belle06 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 oh how true this really made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlettangel Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Horribly true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 That is really funny! Can't wait to forward it. My friends are going to think I am so witty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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