Guest Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 For all those drinkers out there. I thought you might find this funny. The_Value_of_a_Drink.doc Quote
Rea Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 Brilliant Brenda I decided not to drink anymore. But at one stage all those comments in red were me at one time or another, or maybe all at the same time. But age doesnt make drinking easy I'm finding. A few years ago I could drink loads (half a litre of vodka was a sinch) but nowadays I cant drink more than a couple of glasses before my tongue and my mouth lose their co-ordination and then there's the spinning and the chat with the toilet..... Too much information??? No, let me be a warning to you all Quote
Guest Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 They made me laugh. I loved the warnings. Quote
Guest Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 Laughed so much I nearly spilled my wine Quote
HappyMaz Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 A few years ago I could drink loads (half a litre of vodka was a sinch) but nowadays I cant drink more than a couple of glasses before my tongue and my mouth lose their co-ordination and then there's the spinning and the chat with the toilet..... In my family we call this "talking to God on the great white telephone"... Maz Quote
Guest Wolfie Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 (edited) Very funny! Edited September 12, 2007 by Wolfie Quote
hali Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 ha ha ..excellent ..makes me feel so much better hic hic Quote
Guest Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 Thought it was fab ! Have printed it off and will display in staffroom tomorrow ! Quote
Rea Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 In my family we call this "talking to God on the great white telephone"... Maz HellOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! Quote
Sue R Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 The scary thing is - when you don't need the great white telephone - you can speak directly..........and it's the guy helping you find the right bus stop!! Only once, honest, some years ago!! Sue OHH!!!! The shame!! Quote
Rea Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 You think that's bad... I once went home with my bra in my handbag. Quote
Sue R Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 I once went home with my bra in my handbag. - Rea quote Oh nooo!! You managed to retrieve it............? Where was it before the handbag?? Quote
Rea Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 I was wearing it but someone spilt a drink from a balcony and hit me. It seemed like a good idea at the time to put the wet bra in my bag, obviously forgetting I still wearing wet clothes so how could it help? Quote
alis2son Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 ok im remembering last night in a completely different way after reading that Ive just pinned them up on the notice board for the staff to read as they wanted to know what was making me laugh so much when i was meant to be doing the fees Quote
HappyMaz Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 at least it wasnt on your head Reminds me of a "night before" story of my sister-in-law's. She'd just had her hair done and (whilst drunk) someone told her to wear a pair of knickers on her head when she went to bed to keep the style. Trouble was she forgot, and went running out in the morning to meet either the milkman to get some milk for her "morning after" coffee, still wearing the knickers on her head. Talk about embarrassed. You see why I don't drink? Maz Quote
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