Children In Need; The Fsf Longest Thread....2

[Jackie A.]

Today Pudsey went out in the rain

[Beau]

I once had a friend called Sue R

Who liked all bands with electric guitars

She went to watch Muse

And blew an electrical fuse

And had to hide in the Arena bar

 

Hope you have a lovely time Sue and can join in later in the thread

 

Ooops! Crossed with Jackie. Someone needs to write a second line for that verse ^

[Guest]

They took 50p into school

Buying a ticket was really quite cool

My son won the raffle

He was really quite baffled

To bring home a bear's not the rule.

 

 

 

 

He thought he was going to Spain

Edited November 17, 2006 by Guest

[Beau]

He said 'Why am I wet?'

[Guest]

we dressed up today at our school

some of the kids thought it so cool

to raise lots of money

by just looking funny

to see teachers playing the fool

 

 

My best try!

we raised about £200 today collecting pennies - cany wait to count them all!!!

 

Jo

[Susan]

the verse so far-----

 

 

Today Pudsey went out in the rain

He thought he was going to Spain

He said 'Why am I wet?'

 

"Do I need the vet?"

[Guest MaryEMac]

am I mad or merely insane?

 

 

Mary

[aliamch]

No! I'm off to catch a plane(oops!)

Edited November 17, 2006 by aliamch

[Susan]

Well think thats 2 verses then!! Where is the adjudicator?

 

 

Here's another, composed by my son

 

There once was a one-eyed bear,

With fluffy, short yellow hair.

Fundraising indeed,

For Children in Need,

So put your money right there!

[Guest]

On Tuesday we're raising some funds

By running a café for fun

Some juice we’ll be making

And then we’ll be baking

Some biscuits to sell to our mums

 

 

end of verse

[mundia]

thirty verses so far we have penned

although most I cant comprehend

pudsey's on the telly

so I'll take off me wellies

and see where we are at the end

[Beau]

One day when Susan was on supply

She took into class a pork pie

'Lets do fractions', she said

But the children instead

Used the pie to see how high it could fly

[Guest]

as the children just wouldn't stop flying...

[Susan]

what a nightmare!

 

so new line--

 

there was once a nightmare

[Guest]

sorry I think I got confusled...

[Marion]

for we couldnt find Pudsey bear...............

[mundia]

I hope he's not lost

 

 

 

(Horsechestnut dont worry we'll sort yours out at the end of this verse)

[Marion]

just think of the cost!

[aliamch]

to find such a loveable bear

end of verse

Edited November 17, 2006 by aliamch

[Beau]

We'll have to call Tony Blair

 

End of verse

 

Beat me to it!!

[Marion]

Tony he searched high n low

wondering where Pudsey could go.........

 

said I'll look near and far

because Pudseys a star

and we need him for the children in need show

[aliamch]

my girls contribution

 

Pudsey Pudsey pudding and pie

 

Kissed the girls and made them smile

 

When the boys came out to play

 

Pudsey Pudsey kissed them aswell!

[Beau]

Which made the boys all run a mile

 

End of verse

[Rea]

From Richard and Graham...

 

Once again it's that time of year

Here comes Pudsey, the big yellow bear

He's going to be funny

He wants all your money

So phone up and show that you care.

 

Mine will follow when I feel inspired

[Marion]

Pudsey said hello friend

I hope that this poem wont end

the members keep writing

its very exciting

and all of their money theyll send

[mundia]

thats probabaly the right point to put in horsechesnuts line.so this is the start line

 

 

 

As the children just wouldn't stop flying

[Marion]

their teacher she stood there sighing

[Beau]

To get them down the teacher was trying

 

Beaten again - ignore mine

 

Ooooh - can put in a middle verse

 

But the one at the top

Just had to stop

[Guest]

shouting out my shoelace needs tying

[Marion]

she said now come down

dont behave like a clown

 

(we have a verse in there somewhere )

Edited November 17, 2006 by Marion