Funny And Strange Things Staff Say.................

[Guest]

Heard today in the nursery I manage;

 

CONVERSATION 1

staff 1; have you done any training recently

staff 2; no

staff 1; havent you recently finished you level 2

staff 2; yeah but that was college not training

 

CONVERSATION 2

Isnt a goat dairy? It lives on a farm

 

 

 

Do you think the Christmas festivities are addling their brains??

 

Help; I'm a Nursery Manager....GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

[sunnyday]

 

That's all I can say really!

[Guest]

This reminds me of the time we found a tiny shrew in the baby room in the summer - questions included:

 

'Aren't they poisonous?'

'I thought a shrew was a bird'

'What are you going to do about it - call the RSPCA?'

lol

[Rea]

I once had 3 A level students at playgroup. One day one of them came running into the room from the kitchen 'the taps broken, it wont switch off'. I followed her to where the 2 other students were staring at the MIXER tap. I turned both taps and, what do you know? The water turned off.

I dispair at times

[Guest]

Had a member of staff using the laminator today and didn't realise you needed pouches "oh sorry i thought they were in the machine!"

[Guest]

LOL! Glad its not just me; think I'll collect the daft things they say and do and write a book!!

[Guest]

My favourite was when I found my student looking at the playdough in the bowl.

 

She asked "How she gets it out on to the table?"

 

I had to just smile and then breathe deeply as I explained you used your hands........................ she was shocked.. But on the upside she didn't stay in childcare...

[Guest]

Once I had a child who had a really high tempreture and really needed calpol as parents were some way away. As you need prior written permission to administer I rang her Mum to fax me permission so I could administer it in the mean time. A member of staff said I didn't think you could give it without permission, I said that I had asked Mum to fax it, a student in the room said wow thats amazing I didn't know you could fax calpol!!!!!!!

 

p.s this was some time ago before the medicine procedures were so strict and we used to keep nursery calpol, how things change

[SueFinanceManager]

said wow thats amazing I didn't know you could fax calpol!!!!!!!

 

I love that.....made me laugh out loud to myself, thanks for sharing

[Guest]

Today we had 3 morning children who forgot the Christmas cards they had made for their families (photo's of them taken at our Christmas craft morning with a frame they decorated themselves). I was hoping to take them to siblings in school. 2 were no problem the 3rd I held up to a TA and asked "What's Keira's surname? " she studied then "is it Knightley?" was her answer Well she knew Keira Knightley sounded familiar but she's a tad old for nursery!

[emmajess]

hee hee hee hee