SmileyPR Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative! MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." Drew (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?" CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?" JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?" TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 they made me chuckle! wish I were the age it says in my panties!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Thank you Smiley, I have trouble opening safety caps, maybe I am just too young too Reading those gave me a great start to my day Peggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Running Bunny Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Had to think about the flea one.... it must be the heat! :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) I had to think about the flea one too, must be that winding down feeling, brain starting to switch off for the summer holidays, what a lovely post Edited July 12, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Fantastic, thanks for sharing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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