denisse Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 This is my effort at the end of 2 days of solid catch up after 2 weeks of time out with kids and hubbie. 1. CWDC - Competition Winner (or Childcare Workers) Deserves Credit 2. DCSF - Despairing of Council's Silly Forms 3. OFSTED - Offer Forum Subscribers Therapy Every Day 4. SALT - Sharing And Learning Together 5. SENCO - Spending Endless Nights on the Computer Online 6. EYPS - Earn Your Perfect Salary (ha, ha, ha) 7. EYFS - End of Year, Feeling Stressed 8. IEP - Irritating, Expectant Parents 9. EAL - Endless Assessment of Learning 10. SEAD - Spending Endless Amounts of Dosh (I wish) That's finished me off, need a lie down now! Denisse Quote
HappyMaz Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 (edited) How about:- 1. CWDC Children’s welfare definitely championed 2. DCSF Double children’s services funding! 3. OFSTED Old friends shouldn’t treat everyone disrespectfully 4. SALT Shouting awfully loudly? Tactless! 5. SENCO Shouldn’t everyone’s needs count? Obviously! 6. EYPS Evidently you’re preoccupied... studying? 7. EYFS Everything youngsters find stimulating 8. IEP I encourage progress 9. EAL Entails added learning 10. SEAD So everyone’s ‘appy, darling! Edited January 3, 2009 by HappyMaz Quote
Guest mukerjee1 Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 (edited) Hi chaps - liking what I've read so far. What about - CWDC - Christmas? Welcome debt collection. DCSF-Delegate costs somewhere far. OFSTED- Offspring fully satisfied, total evengelical delight SALT - Scrooge and leftover turkey SENCO- Seasons ever new changing optimism EYPS- Every year promises spring EYFS- Each year fully satisfies IEP - I embrace promise EAL - Everyone and all SEAD- So ends another December. Happy new year everyone! Edited January 4, 2009 by mukerjee1 Quote
Beau Posted January 4, 2009 Author Posted January 4, 2009 Mine a bit boring and work related now - wonder if we can add more - I like these!! Feel free to have as many goes as you like as long as you let me know which are your final answers by the close. Some of these are just so hilarious! Quote
Guest MaryEMac Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 This is my best effort. The others are so funny. 1. CWDC Cross words don't count. 2. DCSF Double chocolate sugar frosting. 3. OFSTED Often feel short tempered, even desperate. 4. SALT Several alternate learning theories. 5. SENCO Sometimes everyone needs chocolate orange. 6. EYPS Every year paranoia starts. 7. EYFS Everyone yearns for security. 8. IEP It's experimental,people. 9. EAL Everyone allowed lollies. 10. SEAD/L Someone's eaten all desserts. Mary Quote
Guest Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 1. CWDC - Call when doubt comes 2. DCSF - Do cucumber salad frequently 3. OFSTED - Only fails seriously tedious educationalist do-gooders 4. SALT - Sad and lonely teachers 5. SENCO - Send everyone nice chocolate openly 6. EYPS - Each year perfect specimens 7. EYFS - Each year failing someone 8. IEP - I expect perfection! 9. EAL - Each allowed lunchtimes 10. SEAD - Sundays end at dinnertime (to allow for planning) Quote
beth1 Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 Oh dear I am sat here laughing out loud so much that mum as asked me what are you laughing at. So I showed her she didn't get it! Poor mum. I will be doing mine soon. Beth Quote
Beau Posted January 5, 2009 Author Posted January 5, 2009 I can't imagine why chocolate seems to keep cropping up though ........................... Quote
Gezabel Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 I can't imagine why chocolate seems to keep cropping up though ........................... for me it's because it makes me feel CWDC (complete with delicious chocolate!!) Quote
dublinbay Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 These any good.....brain a bit dead from lack of use over Christmas!!!! 1. CWDC - Can we drink chocolate? 2. DCSF - Drink chocolate so fine. 3. OFSTED - Over-full stomach testing exotic drinks. 4. SALT - Sherry and Lager together?? 5. SENCO - Suspicion enters new core outcomes. 6. EYPS - Even you ponder some. 7. EYFS - Ever yours, feeling sober? 8. IEP - Idolise ethical people 9. EAL - Exhibit angelic leanings. 10. SEAD - Sell everyone a dram. Quote
Guest Mrs Tiggy Winkle Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 1. CWDC - Cried When Dealt Criticism 2. DCSF - Don't Children Seem Fickle? 3. OFSTED - Old Fools Sent To Educate? - Depressing! 4. SALT - Sunday And Leisure's Terminated 5. SENCO - Seldom Enough Nice Coffee On! 6. EYPS - Every Young Person's Silly 7. EYFS - Educationally You Fell Short! 8. IEP - Infants Eat Pears? 9. EAL - Extra Ale? Lovely! 10. SEAD - Some Elephants Are Dancers Can you tell I lost the plot towards the end? Quote
Guest Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 Mrs Tiggywinkle. I love those! Keep meaning to finish/improve mine but back on the never ending improved planning wheel (and I promised myself I wouldn't do this!!) Quote
Beau Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 4. SALT - Sunday And Leisure's Terminated 5. SENCO - Seldom Enough Nice Coffee On! I was devasted when I read these. 9. EAL - Extra Ale? Lovely! But then cheered up at this one! They really are very good! Quote
Beau Posted January 10, 2009 Author Posted January 10, 2009 Just a reminder that there is still time to post entries for the competition. Quote
HappyMaz Posted January 10, 2009 Posted January 10, 2009 Rules:1. Only one entry per abbreviation per member is allowed. If you can only come up with something for one of the above then feel free to submit that one - you never know, it may well be the one that strikes everyone as the best! So we'll be voting for the best definition of each abbreviation? So you'll have ten winners? Just checking I've got it clear in my head! Maz Quote
Beau Posted January 11, 2009 Author Posted January 11, 2009 So we'll be voting for the best definition of each abbreviation? So you'll have ten winners? Just checking I've got it clear in my head! Maz No, but if someone came up with one thing that was resoundingly brilliant then members may decide that is the winner despite there only being one! Quote
Guest Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 1. CWDC Children Working don't Cry 2. DCSF Difficult children sometimes fail 3. OFSTED originally for support then evolved dangerously 4. SALT Some accidents...Lots of Tissue. 5. SENCO Special encouragement needed- cuddles optional 6. EYPS Earn your pay scale 7. EYFS Enabling your free space 8. IEP Internal extra paperwork 9. EAL Educating and listening 10. SEAD Successful educators always develop Quote
HappyMaz Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 3. OFSTED originally for support then evolved dangerously Sheer genius! Quote
Beau Posted January 12, 2009 Author Posted January 12, 2009 If I haven't welcomed you in before then welcome to the forum zlw. I have to say, you have come up with some crackers there! Thanks for getting involved in the community right from the off and I hope you continue to join in. Quote
beth1 Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 3. OFSTED originally for support then evolved dangerously How brillant!! Sat here laughing taking my mind of the dreaded injection at the dentist! Beth Quote
Beau Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 The closing date for the competition is today so if you have any last minute entries you can post them. I'll post a poll tomorrow for everyone to vote for their favourites. Quote
beth1 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Ok this is my rubbish attemped whilst watching Wild at Heart last night (animal theme ): 1)CWDC - Cows Will Deliver Calves. 2)DCSF - Do Cows See Flies! 3)OFSTED - Old Fish See Tanks Eels Together. 4)SALT - See Ants Laughing Together. 5) SENCO - Speical Elephants Need Cuddles Often. 6)EYPS - Elephants Yell Play Sunday. 7) EYFS - Eels Yean For Salt! 8)IEP - Insect, Elephants, Panda! 9)EAL -Elephant And Lions. 10)SEAD - See Eels And Dolphins. Beth Quote
Beau Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 (animal theme ): I would never have guessed! Quote
beth1 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 thats what Wild at Heart does for you Aww thats cheered me up, off ill from work again and its snowing outside. Beth Quote
hali Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 ow im sorry Beth get better soon - too ill to play in the snow???? Quote
beth1 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 ow im sorry Beth get better soon - too ill to play in the snow???? Err yes, got viral gastroentrsis (sp). Quote
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