beth1 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I saw this on another message board and I though you might like a laugh. Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Beth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundia Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I saw this on another message board and I though you might like a laugh. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Beth You spent the other one going to the loo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaryEMac Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Thanks Beth it made us all chuckle here. Mary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 How did you know I started singing the two songs???!!!! Could you hear me?! Shiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 These are really ggod and YES I did start singing the songs. How sad is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alison Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 me too... love these lists of questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dublinbay Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I did too!!! Put a smile on my face so early in the morning. Ta very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I'm still singing the tunes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rea Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Thanks beth, and yes, I sang too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Thanks for cheering me up (full of cold) I'll have to get my son to play 'twinkle twinkle' on the piano and see if I can make the alphabet song fit. Sal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wolfie Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1 Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oooo glad you like it. I am now full of cold, seriously thinking of not working tommorow and have a rest. Beth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oh I wonder how many people are still singing those songs!!!!!!! I did and am don't think they are the same !!!!!!!!!! Durgh I'm still laughing Needed a good laugh Thans Steph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 thanks beth, i really needed a good giggle - and hubby & i both sang the songs (we need to lay off the wine!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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