Guest Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Just thought I would share this joke with you on this very wet half term. All I can say is that i'm glad I didn't have to do it this way when I was on my first aid course!!!! A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Kin ya swaller? Asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!! With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliamch Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 That is such a wicked joke Brenda! Karrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Great one Brenda!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 oh just had a thought of the people who where on my last first aid course!!!!! URGHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narnia Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 very rude........................................and very funny!! have shared this one on another forum (not child-related!!) that i go on.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Tee hee! I am bound to think of that every time I do a first aid refresher course (groan) but will try my hardest to bite my tongue (metaphorically)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hali Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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