belle06 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 hope it wiggles for you Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "62kg," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 70kg. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 4". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the silliness and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Thanks Belle06 - made me laugh!! And how true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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